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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

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  1. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
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    C'mon, let's be honest- I bet you all want me to get divorced so this nonsense starts happening to me in real life.
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Oct 29, 2017
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, one way to look at is...at least you would be rejected by a "variety" of women, rather than just one.
    So it would be something new rather than repetitive. ;)

    BONUS: There IS the "chance" that she MAY have sex with you. (for good or bad)
    And that doesn't seem to be something that's happening now.

    Something is better than nothing.
    That's my Pointless Advice. :D

    Sir, I know you...you're not ugly...we ALL know you're creative and funny. You're a good father. Kind. Considerate.
    And wear a hell of a hat and are willing to go on adventures.

    I know a ton of women who "say" they'd want that.
    Sooner or later, you'd find one that you'd not drive crazy and she'd not drive you crazy...and you'd want to stick around with each other.

    BONUS #2: You've already had your kid...and she's a very nice person. So you wouldn't "have to" have that as a criteria for dating. (something I want and I'm stuck with and hope to resolve :oops:)

    So...whatcha waitin' for?
    Go on an adventure. :cool:
     
    rogue49, Oct 29, 2017
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  3. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Exactly. Join me in the dating world. It's a hell of a ride.
     
    SirLance, Nov 2, 2017
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Don't really expect people to understand when you tell them there are unrealistic expectations. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Nov 2, 2017
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    That is on the List of Unrealistic Expectations. :p
     
    Chris Noyb, Nov 2, 2017
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  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    The road to hell is paved with Unrealistic Expectations. Or something like that.
     
    Lindy, Nov 3, 2017
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  7. AWESOME14

    awesome14 New Member

    Location:
    USA
    Words not to be ignored:

    I smell smoke.
    I can't breathe.

    Cocktail advice:

    Gatorade and vodka is not a sports drink.
    Creme de menthe and V-8 is a crime.

    Mathematical:

    5.2 is not a reasonable approximation of infinity.
    There are an infinite number of incorrect answers to every math problem.

    Anagrams:

    Listen and silent have the same letters.
    Diapers and despair do also.

    People:

    Opinions are like a**holes. Everyone's got one.
    If you hear the word 'no', it means I can't, I won't, or I don't know how.

    Love:

    Love at first site is matter of timing, not the actual people involved .
    Happy marriage is a matter of semantics.
     
    awesome14, Dec 6, 2017
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  8. kramus

    kramus what I might see Donor

    Location:
    My Lady's Manor, Toronto
    I figure you are waiting until you know it’s something yr Youngling wants for you so you can be happy. My only hesitation re that scenario is that your bitterness/acerbic reaction will end up making her too unhappy first. That could then backfire on you. But I do enjoy the fallout you share w your photoshop assemblies :)
     
    kramus, Dec 6, 2017
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  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Love at first site only happens on the internet.;)
     
    Lindy, Dec 6, 2017
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  10. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    What the F? Net neutrality, is the FCC and ISPs going to start censoring what is available? Or charge me for frequently visited sites?
     
    POPEYE, Dec 10, 2017
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  11. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    That is certainly a possibility if Trump's FCC, chaired by a former Verizon lobbyist, get their way and kill net neutrality.
     
    redux, Dec 10, 2017
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  12. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    North

    Yep, the big ISPs have promised it won't happen but that I don't believe it for a second.
     
    redravin, Dec 10, 2017
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  13. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    Comcast deleted net neutrality pledge the same day FCC announced repeal

    In other words, this no longer applies at Concast

    [​IMG]
     
    redux, Dec 10, 2017
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Step away from the Oreo Thins salted caramel, now!
     
    Chris Noyb, Jan 17, 2018
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    rogue49, Jan 27, 2018
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  16. warrrreagl

    warrrreagl Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Land of cotton.
    When you encounter wildlife, leave it alone. Don't try to make it move, or jump, or fly. Just watch, and if that's not good enough for you, then move on to something more your speed.

    Part 2 of the above - teach kids to do this. Especially.
     
    warrrreagl, Mar 25, 2018
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  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I wish people would treat my husband like this as well.
     
    Japchae, Mar 25, 2018
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  18. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    Kids in AK get pretty casual with wildlife because they see it all the time in their backyards and no matter how hard you try they will slip up.
    I'll never forget coming home from work and finding my daughters (12/7) feeding a bull moose vegetables from the fridge, off the back porch of our trailer.
    14,000 pounds of moose casually eating lettuce from my daughters hands.
    I had to be very calm and get them in the house without spooking the moose.
     
    Last edited: Mar 25, 2018
    redravin, Mar 25, 2018
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  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    A 14,000 pound moose???

     
    Chris Noyb, Mar 26, 2018
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  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    Whoops, that would be a little big even by our standards.
    Somehow managed to add a zero, 1,400.
     
    redravin, Mar 26, 2018
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