Bigger penis.

Initial attraction is usually based on physical appearance. To tie this into this thread, most women say crotch observing and penis size estimating isn't something they consider when looking a guy over, although some admit they can't un-see the fact that some guys are clearly packing. The person who catches your eye, say at a friend's party, might be disappointing when you decide to approach them.

The woman with smoking hot looks could be totally narcissistic, her one and only interest is fashion, dry ice in bed (if it gets that far), etc.

The good-looking, tall, & muscular guy could be totally narcissistic, an overgrown teenage jock, one-dimensional in bed (if it gets that far), etc.

 

Guess it is time to get tumblr again, I want to see.

 

A few books I found while searching for weird book titles.

Interesting note--The number of texts on small penises seems to outnumber the ones on large penises. LOL!

 

Small Penis Positions is most likely not an actual book, although Mike Alvear is an author who writes about sex (per my quick research).

 

(I hope there's enough older members who've been around long enough to get this joke.)

 

IIRC Colton showed up here at least twice. I recall him wanting to post photos of himself nude, but he didn't want any gay guys looking at them. And he started off intentionally writing like a first grader.

 

Yup. @Plan9 made him the butt of several jokes, including using his pic as an avatar. Currently, everyone's favorite homophobe is currently in a Texas jail, a fate hilariously ironic.

Oh, and just to bring this back on-topic (somewhat)

 

What's the jail story??????

 

All I can find is that he committed bodily assault and criminal trespass. I wish I knew more; I bet the details are lurid!

Here's how I found out:
Colton Ray Rosenbusch - Bexar County

Colton Rosenbusch in Texas - 2 Records Found

 

Heh, I knew I felt a great disturbance in the force.

 

@Plan9 is back in the game.

 

Oh hell, yes. I literally mentioned you and your sand-land port-o-potty building nearly the same time you showed up, @Plan9 to a 14 year old who wants to limit her future. We were talking about life goals.

 

Also, I now have Colton Rosenbusch's home address and phone number. #random

 

She wants to make money and blow shit up... So... Yeah.

 

How about having a "better" penis?

 

Yes. And in all likelihood the MPE "ad" is fake.

No, I didn't search to see if MPE is an actual product.


Really, I didn't.


Which reminds me of a really old joke (very poorly written):

Joe and Sue meet in a bar, and after a few drinks they decide to have sex. Back at Joe's place Sue starts undressing. She does a slow strip, throwing her top on the sofa, then her pants, then her padded uplifting bar, and then her padded glutes panties. When Joe remains seated on the sofa, she asks in her most seductive voice, "Why are you still on the sofa?." Joe responds, "Because most of you is here on the sofa."