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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm terrible. I've been so absent.
     
    snowy, Feb 20, 2018
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  2. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    So, had an weird thing happen yesterday. Was home early from work, talking with my son about gun control. Suddenly, our smart TV turns on, tuned to our local Fox station. I asked the son if he turned it on, he said no. We try to turn it off, no go. Try to change the channel, no go. Replace batteries in remote, no go. Hmm, volume works fine but cannot change channel or turn the TV off. The only way I found to fix it was to unplug the TV. Then, magically, everything works fine.

    Now, I don't believe in conspiracy theories or other stuff like that, BUT (and you'll notice it's a big, sexy but) I think it's time for the tin foil hat. Just sayin' :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
    MrMD069, Feb 21, 2018
    #642
  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Feb 21, 2018
    #643
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  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I have to tell that ^ to my wife so she can tell it to her pupils.
     
    Chris Noyb, Feb 22, 2018
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Went to Husker Women's Basketball game tonight. Was a sellout, but quite a few empty seats, because of the nasty weather. They beat Penn State 59-51 giving the Husker girls a Big 10 record of 11 wins 4 losses, overall 20 wins, 8 losses. They're in second place in the Big 10. Quite a turnaround. Last year they only won 8 games all year.
     
    Lindy, Feb 23, 2018
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  6. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    My wife loved the cross-eyed pupils joke, said her grandmother told it to her decades ago.
    Which proves a good joke never dies ;)!
     
    Chris Noyb, Feb 23, 2018
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  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
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    So, have a question. I've noticed that my fellow drivers don't seem to understand when I flash my lights to let them know it's safe to move into the lane in front of me. Is that no longer a thing?
     
    MrMD069, Feb 23, 2018
    #647
  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I've only flash my lights if a slow poke is in the left fast/passing lane, or to warn drivers on the other side of the highway or freeway they're approaching a speed trap (I rarely do this any more).
     
    Chris Noyb, Feb 23, 2018
    #648
  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Good annual review :)
    Saying I'm doing an excellent job.

    Now want me to do more projects...
    But not get rid of the other things I'm doing.
     
    rogue49, Feb 23, 2018
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  10. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    I posted this elsewhere, then figured why the hell not share it here, too:
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Feb 24, 2018
    #650
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Mmmkay. I know where you posted it. And, laundry is ALWAYS a party around here.
     
    Japchae, Feb 24, 2018
    #651
  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    went to west palm beach for a few days and went to the winter equestrian festival. my daughter had a blast
     
    ralphie250, Feb 26, 2018
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Starting to plan a road trip to Southern California. Leaving a week from Friday. Haven't decided on a route yet, the weather is still too iffy. But there are three or four viable ways: I-80 to I-15, I-70 to I-15, US81 to US54 (or US56) to I40 to I-25 to I-10. Or we may decide to take a couple of extra days and drive mostly two-lane roads.
     
    Lindy, Feb 27, 2018
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  14. JOZRAEL

    Jozrael New Member

    How would one get an invite to the TFP Slack?
     
    Jozrael, Mar 1, 2018
    #654
  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Doing necessary business today...hopefully I can complete it.
     
    rogue49, Mar 1, 2018
    #655
  16. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Flying to Minnisota in late April early May, going to meet my Lil Hmong chicks family.
     
    POPEYE, Mar 1, 2018
    #656
  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Send a pm to @cynthetiq and he knows who can add you. I think it's @martian who admins it.
     
    Japchae, Mar 2, 2018
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  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My ovaries would like you all to know that they exist.
    And that they are displeased with my future plans. I think they might be using ice picks to chop their way out.
     
    Japchae, Mar 2, 2018
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  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I wonder what would happen if we guys with through similar 'menstrual problems' with our testicles :confused:?

    Not that I want such experiences :eek:.
     
    Chris Noyb, Mar 2, 2018
    #659
  20. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Not my joke, but my interpretation of it:
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Mar 2, 2018
    #660
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