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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Go ahead and flirt. Let her decide if your age is a barrier. Flirt gently and back off if she demurs.
     
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  2. Azharen

    Azharen Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Springfield, OR
    On a somewhat serious note, do you guys think all the emphasis on consent is killing spontaneous human interaction? I've been in situations where VERY little was said, but A LOT was done. There was never a "no". There was never any being pushed away. It was just spontaneous and raw. I think the upcoming generations are gonna lose out on these experiences because of the sexual assault fears. It's almost to a point where you can't even respectfully or flirtatiously compliment someone. Maybe I'm too much of a Dunsel?
     
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  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I agree 100% and will continue to assume that I have my partner's consent until he tells me otherwise. That cute little ditty about "tea" tells me I should wake him up to ask for consent to suck his cock to wake him up??? WTF. Thirty years from now he can come out and say:
    "She sucked my cock without asking first. That's sexual assault!"
    "Did you enjoy it?"
    "Well, yes, I loved it, BUT SHE DIDN'T ASK FIRST, she just went ahead and did it!!!"

    I think there's a difference here between men and women. Men are (supposedly) always willing. Women need to be asked for consent.
    Will the law see it that way?

    Here's my prediction:
    The continued broadening of the definition of sexual assault will do more to put a damper on spontaneous sexual activity than a battalion of Baptist preachers ever could.

    "He looked at me like he wanted to fuck me! That's sexual assault."
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    When they’re quivering for minutes
    you’re doing something right
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    ive never done it to my wife either, shes not a sex morning person (or any other time for that matter) if I were to try there is a 80% chance she would get all mad
     
  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Pimple on my penis.

    Right in the "Rub Zone"

    Reality... :rolleyes:
     
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  7. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    Ouch, hate it when that happens.
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Be careful with that thing, you could go blind too.
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    No, but I may go insane because I have to behave myself until it’s gone.
     
  10. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    Just wait until she opens the windows in your car when it's 20 below. Not that I have any experience with that.
     
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    A tight pair of jeans, a tight top and a beautiful smile can sure make the stress of moving offices a lot less. Thanks ladies, even though I KNOW it wasn't specifically for me. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
     
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  12. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I thought the whole penis was a rub zone.;)
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sometimes not...
    You can focus on different portions for your effort.
     
  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    been there done that. it sucks
     
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  15. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    LMFAO, yeah, that's started too, but I love cold weather so it's all good.
     
  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Come drive through my neighborhood. Over and over

    Sent from my VS990 using Tapatalk
     
  17. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    OMFG, I just want to slap that blue-jean covered tight ass.

    But, NO! You're a co-worker, so I'll have to stay my hand.

    Maybe on the day I retire. Maybe.
     
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I hate it when a part of you wants sex like crazy
    but your body is "out of sorts" and you know if you had sex, you'd not be full into it.

    When normally, you're a horndog...but it's throwing off your horndog mojo.

    Pick a side, dammit.
    The perverted one, preferably.
     
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  19. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    Pouring water over your see-through blouse would make me hella happy. Unfortunately, once again, you're a co-worker, so, nope.
     
  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    that's what dreams are for
     
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