Pointless Announcements

Transferring another tape from my OTR collection. Sounds like it is overdue as the tape is starting to squeal and I cannot replace it anymore.

 

I think I'm gonna keep this avatar for awhile. It's just...cool.

 

How many Meditrina's does it take to change the light bulbs over the garage? Just one.
I was able to reach out the window in my daughter's room to change them. The little things that make me happy.

 

I have the best roommates ever. When a moth flew down my shirt and was trapped in the cleavage, my boys offered to reach down my shirt to help me set the moth free. They are so helpful.

 

completely selfless motives on their part no doubt.

 

My old man. He's a font of encouragement.

 

it's hump day..............yet I bet I don't get no humpin' tonight

 

That'd be kinda hard to hump on the Fly...

 

thanks Fre..........knew I could count on you man

 

So, I have to update firmware on a couple of old servers. IT is a boring industry. Why do people love it?

 

If I made the same offer, your response would be "gross". Double standard? Obviously yes.

 

the_jazz,

The secret to good boobs is the 100 Pushup Challenge, my friend.

 

I find my work-archnemesis amusing. Such a classy asshole.

 

While I find the challenge interesting, I don't see how it's going to help me get my hands on some boobs.

 

You make your boobs look good and she'll want to get her hands on yours. Then, a little tit for tat.

 

And how many minutes are you given to complete these 100 pushups? Many, many moons ago my 18 year old self in boot camp could do 70 some proper regulation pushups in two minutes but now I might be asking how many half hours I have for them.

 

so I'm at work yesterday and two techs are trying to wrangle this 110 lb., un-neutered yellow lab and make him sit so they can remove the catheter from his leg (he was in for a dental cleaning, nothing serious). and one of them finally says, 'put your big balls on the floor, jake, dammit!' Boy, I laughed and laughed. And I'm still laughing sitting here thinking about it. He did have big balls. Huge ones.

Jake also had a face like the dragon in the neverending story, all placid and shit like that. made it even funnier.