How often do you masturbate

Guys, lotion? If you're getting friction burns you need to slow down & use a lighter grip.

 

But sometimes that's half the fun.

 

I had to switch to a floral scented petroleum jelly, because my office was starting to smell a bit like an engine with a blown radiator: overheated oil.

 

Coworker: Levi, you OK? You're walking kind of funny.

Levite: I hurt my hand.

 

Let's just say that my right forearm is a whole lot bigger than my left forearm

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I don't need to masturbate, but I do enjoy it at certain times.I was once told daily masturbation was good for you,doubt it's true.
I typically masturbate while reading erotic stories here and on other sites and also while in chat.
I get up before everyone else and I like to read the threads and see what's been posted. And I check back in before bed usaly. So id say at a minimum once a day maximum really depends on what's going on.

 

lets just say that my right forearm is bigger than my left

 

at my age as often as I can just to keep the blood flowing

 

I can be very quiet if need be, only need one finger, and possibly a hand playing with my nipples, coupled with this overly decadent mind and imagination I prefer to start each day with an orgasm. If time and circumstances allow though I would prefer to masturbate multiple times each day with and without toys. :3

Also if I wake in the night I touch myself in the hopes that after the release I'll get back to sleep, does not always work but why waste that quiet time?

 

For some of us, it's a no-brainer.

#IfICouldTurnBackTime

 

Also if you sit on your hand until it falls asleep.

 

I cant switch hit... I tried and lets just say it didn't work out very well

I tried that once, but I couldn't get off. I was too focused on my hand being asleep

 

At least once a night or I can't sleep.

 

this post is winning this thread so far

 

You could restrain him, edge him until he goes crazy, get him off, and then......

torture him unmercifully with an intense post-orgasm handjob (lots of attention to the glans!!).

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I'm a natural lefty forced to be righthanded. As a result I'm ambidextrous as some things, semi at others, and one-or-the-other-only at other things, and a total lefty at wanking.