Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Experience: I am a professional sex toy tester

Interesting job.
So what are the perks??
Full benefits, days off (getting off), holidays, discounts....

 

I wonder if she needs any volunteer interns?

 

Coffee is my stimulant
Jacking off is my relaxant

 

Lost track of screaming orgasms

 

So you find Stacey Keach sexy? Is it the barrel chest or the mustache?

 

Resistance is futile... You will be assimilated into Photoshop.

 

'Tis equally blessed to give as to receive. I love giving head, and it's a good way to enhance the durability of morning wood. BJ not quite to climax and then some fucking.

It's hard --heh-heh-- for me to understand why so many women are reluctant. One thing I've noticed in watching porn, especially amateur porn, is that quite a few women really enjoy sucking cock, some of them like it a lot rougher (I don't do gagging and choking.) than I do; but I can tell that they're both getting into it and off on it. Some are young girls, some are "middle aged" like me.

 

It would be difficult to do that just because of the topography. A penis (especially a stiff penis) is just so much more "out there" than a pussy. Pretty often inthe mornings there's a mini tent pole holding up the sheet. There for the taking. Neither of us wear bottoms to bed, just a shirt or nightshirt.

I never object to being awakened by a little nipple play, which is one way to set the stage, so to speak. I've also been aroused (in both senses) in the morning by a penis slipping gently in from behind. I wrote about one of those encounters in my journal back in July.... Found it:

"....the morning I was lying on my side, kind of lazily dozing off and on between sexy musings about the hawt 20-something guy across the street,, when I felt Sig s-l-o-w-l-y sliding into me from behind. And part of the way back out... and back in, a little more this time, so firm and gentle at the same time... as I began to push back he put his arm around me and biting me lightly on the back of my neck, a few more minutes of this and he rolled onto his back and I was suddenly in..."