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Is it safe to sit upright on the edge of the sofa and masturbate?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by banwan, May 26, 2015.

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  1. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    It is an issue to any male. They don't know which seating positions will result in tearing of anal scrotal muscles. You don't either. You have never masturbated in this position and so are not helpful in this arena.
     
    banwan, Aug 19, 2016
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Do you think this is an issue for women who have a horizontal pussy?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 19, 2016
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  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    His fetish ain't much, baby, but it's all he thinks about.:rolleyes:
     
    Lindy, Aug 19, 2016
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  4. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Fess up, you wish you had a penis (even just for a little while) so you could try it out and report back.
     
    fflowley, Aug 19, 2016
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
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    Don't I just wish!

    I haven't had any for quite a while. The penis that I usually get to use and abuse has been out of the country for over three weeks.:(

    I'm going to pick him (it) up at DIA (Denver) this Sunday afternoon. I'm so horny I can almost taste it. I hope to head over to Towne Place Suites for a little appetizer before dinner.

    I sure hope he didn't tear any muscles while he was gone.;)
     
    Lindy, Aug 19, 2016
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  6. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 20, 2016
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  7. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    Who here has sat on the edge of the sofa and ejaculated?
     
    banwan, Aug 20, 2016
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
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    I have afterwards...does that count?
    Standing up after long bike rides gives quick stiffies. :D
    Pump your tires before riding
    Pump your **** after
    Good cardio :cool:

    (actually, it's a challenge to walk around after a stationary bike at the gym :oops: )
     
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    rogue49, Aug 20, 2016
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  9. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 20, 2016
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  10. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    I repeat. Has any male ever sat on the edge of the sofa and masturbated?
     
    banwan, Aug 21, 2016
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  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Please read the following response--based on the answers previously posted which you've obviously missed-- very carefully:

    No.
     
    Chris Noyb, Aug 21, 2016
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  12. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    So you are categorically saying that no male throughout time and space has ever sat on the edge of a sofa and masturbated?
     
    banwan, Aug 21, 2016
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  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 21, 2016
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Now that the science is settled on the practically nonexistent physical danger of masturbating while sitting upright on the edge of a sofa, can we explore the moral danger?

    I mean, what if the male occasionally has company over? Surely the sofa isn't off limits....
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Aug 21, 2016
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I can relate to this thread because my given name is Sofia, which is kind of close to sofa. I think it's an ugly name, and avoid using it as much as possible.

    But I guess it is better than Divanetta or Davenportia.:rolleyes:
     
    Lindy, Aug 21, 2016
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  16. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    So is it safe to sit upright on the edge of Sophia and masterbate?

    Should it be mutual?

    Would there be any pulling or stretching?

    Does there need to be a safe word?
     
    redravin, Aug 21, 2016
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  17. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    That is not what you originally asked. There is no way the males active on TFP could answer a question about the masturbatory activities of all males "throughout time and space."

    I'll repeat my previous post:

    "Please read the following response--based on the answers previously posted which you've obviously missed-- very carefully:

    No."
     
    Chris Noyb, Aug 22, 2016
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  18. wye

    wye Getting Tilted

    We know that one male has in fact tried it. Ralphie250 said he's done it, having written the following post on page 1 that banwan seems to have overlooked:

     
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    wye, Aug 22, 2016
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  19. BANWAN

    banwan Banned


    The question that was originally asked and the title of this thread is

    Is it safe to sit upright on the edge of the sofa and masturbate?


    You are saying No, despite some other people's in depth anatomical reasoning. Can you give more detail to your monosyllabic answer?
     
    banwan, Aug 23, 2016
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    No. Others, namely @Baraka_Guru, have provided detailed responses. I see no point in rehashing what has been posted.

    I have an idea for you, @banwan. This thread, while entertaining to a certain degree, has ran its course (should I say let it go, or get a grip? :p) . Try reading through some of the other threads to find some topics that interest you, and post your thoughts.
     
    Chris Noyb, Aug 23, 2016
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