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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa

    @Omega, Where are you getting these cars? From the Police impound? Thought you we're a Highway Patrol
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    They didn't like the fart scene around the campfire best? I laughed so hard.
     
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  2. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I have not been in the Colorado State Patrol since Sept 11, 2015. My corporal and sergeant had decided that they no longer wanted me in the patrol and built a case that I was "not safe". I had an administrative hearing where I made the mistake of representing myself. I then foolishly agreed to let my corporal evaluate me over four weeks to prove that I was capable of doing my job after four years of already doing it. Needless to say, every single thing was nitpicked to death to further the case against me. And I did not realize for most of the time that he was actively trying to get rid of me. Near the end I realized that every time I did something right the bar was being moved. At the end I did retain an attorney so I could negotiate my resignation. I have not really wanted to talk to anyone about this because it really fucking hurt. It still does. I was out of work for two months until I went back to selling cars which I had done from 2005-2007. I spoke to another trooper who I respect highly, and she said they also tried to force someone else out after me.
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Not really, it seems to be not polite in Turkish culture. Not a joke, they take that indiscretion seriously.
     
  4. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    It's CinnamonGirl's birthday...
     
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    I'm not sure if this is belated or not,

    Happy Birthday, CinnamonGirl!
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    I normally find most fart jokes to be extremely juvenile because......they usually are extremely juvenile. The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles was so over the top it was hilarious.
     
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  6. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. mandy

    mandy Vertical

    Location:
    South Africa
    it's been 3 years since my last post on tfp!!! the place that was once my home... my salvation... my courage... my escape from the world. i feel absolutely terrible that i've neglected it for so long!! here's to being more active going forward!! i've missed you all!!:D
    And a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY CinnamonGirl!!! ;)
     
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  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    Welcome back! IIRC you & your hubby were very active, and are now proud parents (I'm going to feel like an idiot if I'm wrong on either or both counts).
     
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  9. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Welcome back, Mandy!! Glad to have you back in the community.
     
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  10. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Woohoo! Thanks, all. I had a gingerbread ale this morning while sitting on my porch & watching the birds at the feeder. Then I slept most of the day, and now I'm getting ready to go back into work. Working on your birthday is no fun :( This week should be pretty cool, though: Purple Rain at the theatre, shopping for some new clothes, a grown-up arcade, homemade veg biscuites and gravy from Eden, a banana split from the local ice cream place, and maybe a minor league baseball game. w00t!
     
  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    You know you have been a real schmuck when you make a Dominatrix tear up and cry... :(
     
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  12. mandy

    mandy Vertical

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    South Africa
    You are not wrong ;-) it's good to be back!
     
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  13. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    And the story is?
     
  14. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Today is Speed_Gibson's birthday. Miss him.
     
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  15. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    :(
     
  16. He was definitely one of my favorites on here.
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    It's complicated...but let's just say I'm a honorable man and even dominatrixes are human. (and no, I didn't use her services...nor do I have any objection to it either)

    In the meantime, my Turkish lady is moving in with me. We'll see how that goes.
     
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  18. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Okay, this is an old joke but I thought it was worth it...

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    Well, congratulations.
    I shall display cautious optimism and give you a high five at the same time.
     
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Positive vibes sent for a successful new living arrangement.

    OR

    Woo hoo! She's hawt!!
     
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