Pointless Announcements

If I were in the market for a new minivan the forthcoming chrysler Pacifica is going to be very nice. For example, it offers a power fold flat third row. No more pulling several straps. Push a button and the seat folds itself away.

 

Hahaha... how long have you been at TFP? I'm the last motherfucker on Earth that is going to buy a minivan. I do have a Challenger in the garage, though.

 

But if you had multiple children would you be smart enough to consider a minivan or would you insist on an suv because you're insecure? And I am pretty sure I was on tfp before you. HahaHaHAHAHA. Sorry this product knowledge training is kind of boring. Challengers have a lot of style, but back seat access is harder for perps or children.

 

Could be. June 2007. What was your username?

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I would need a 4x4 because I couldn't expect children to put on a ruck and escape, say, a natural disaster. Or the 2016 election apocalypse.

I'm currently debating whether or not to get a lame AWD crossover (fuel economy) or a 4-cyl Tacoma (utility) next. Gently used, of course.

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The Challenger was a huge step up from the Charger as far as the childless couple goes. The Charger felt like I was smooshed against that tall dash all the time even when the seat was pushed back.

And compared to the wearing-a-football-helmet-in-a-bathtub Camaro and Mustang, the Challenger is the only civilized option. Only real gripes are no seat setting memory and no backup camera.

 

Season 7 of Archer starts tomorrow. That is all.

 

Planning to telecommute tomorrow and Friday with street closures and traffic restrictions all over downtown for Obama's nuclear summit.

 

Heh, I can only imagine the algorithms smoking and popping because my woman and I use the same account. Between the chick flicks and teen dramas for her and the horror movies and documentaries for me... it does not compute.

 

I think I need to create a "Wheel of Lunch Choices" for the days when I don't bring lunch/want my provided lunch. I can never make decisions.

When school isn't in session, I risk traveling off campus. That is not always the best choice when there are riff-raff about.

 

Tell me more.

 

I shake my proverbial cane at the young students and their hippity hop music on a daily basis. They make driving a nightmare and downtown is a bit too far to walk in an hour and the bus schedule doesn't fit my own.

Darn kids. They better stay off of my lawn.

 

You've been missed, friend.

 

Thank jeebus. He has returned!

 

Two job offers on the table. ...Los Angeles or Atlanta?

 

The white boy is back
And you know he can never be wack
The white boy is back

The white boy is back
With his foot up in your ass crack
The white boy is back ('cause you know he's the white boy)

The white boy is back
And you know that he never smoke crack
The white boy is back ('cause you know he's the white boy)