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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Today would be such an awesome day to be a frog.
     
    Borla, Feb 29, 2016
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  2. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I made the mistake of ordering some Purell hand sanitizer gel from Amazon.


    Now my Amazon feed looks like this:

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    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  3. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Gross
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 1, 2016
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    If we ever hang out I'll be getting a vat of the stuff first.
     
    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You will NOT be touching your genitals in my presence....
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 1, 2016
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Read the first label closer. It's not needed because the person using it touched themselves. It's in case they come into contact with disgusting heathens like you.
     
    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I know. You're trying to prepare me for you touching your genitals over and over.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 1, 2016
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Pretty sure this is like the 19th time you've brought up my genitals in the last month. I'm starting to feel a little violated.
     
    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You're the one posting about genitals first.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 1, 2016
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  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    All I did was buy some purell! :mad:
     
    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  11. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Welcome back to the lovely life of parenting. Good luck.
     
    genuinemommy, Mar 1, 2016
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  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I totally thought this was related to the siblings bickering on the other page about their genitals. :D
     
    Japchae, Mar 1, 2016
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  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Aren't you a mandated reporter? Shouldn't you be trying to protect me from her?
     
    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  14. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"

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    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 1, 2016
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  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    Times you've mentioned my junk this week = 87

    Times I've referred to your icky parts before this post = 0
     
    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  16. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    My girlfriend's son got accepted to the Colorado School of Mines and also got a $2500 per year scholarship to CU Boulder. He's a good kid.
     
    omega, Mar 1, 2016
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  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    TOTALLY different than the Colorado School of MIMES.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 1, 2016
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  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Mandated reporting for at-risk elderly and those under 18... If you'd like to fit into one of those categories...
     
    Japchae, Mar 1, 2016
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  19. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    More 30-something white guy oppression!! :mad:
     
    Borla, Mar 1, 2016
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    A joke I saw in National Lampoon.

    Bradley and Nathaniel are about to exit the mens room after urinating. Bradley notices Nathaniel headed for the door, and says, "Nathaniel, at Yale they teach us to wash our hands after urinating." "That's excellent, Bradley, at Harvard they teach us not to piss on our hands."
     
    Chris Noyb, Mar 1, 2016
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