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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Here's a "lessons learned" for you folks...
    When getting new contacts...put them in a NEW container...NOT an empty old one that's been sitting around. :rolleyes:

    Yep, I gave myself Pink Eye...took my new sample that I got from the doc while I was waiting for my order to come in...put it in a used container during the week when I use my glasses at work.
    Then decided to put them in for the weekend, slept in them (just to make sure I was really marinated...)
    And JUST after I had finally gotten a cute woman I've been going back & forth on, to accept a date (that night) ...the irritation kicked in.

    Thru the day it got worse, took them out even....put in some max strength Visine.
    But it got painful, my eyes were tearing and weeping, got inflamed and cloudy...couldn't see out of that eye and it closed up. (looked like friggin pirate)

    Needed to say....I finally called her up and canceled. (can't catch a fuckin' break)
    Then drove myself to the urgent care....need my eyes for work, dammit. (do you know how hard it is to drive with one eye?? And no, I had no one to help me and no time to wait for a cab...if they'd come to my place)

    Yes, I'm better...but you see that guy in the pic? He's an idiot. (and yes, he was an idiot too...kind of appropriate on a smaller scale here)
    I can only hope I get another date with her...
     
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  2. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    If you hit your toddler, you have no right to refer to yourself as a "gentleman".
     
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

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  4. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When you feel really crappy about yourself and you wonder what the heck you should be doing with yourself... go look at your CV and dwell upon every single award you've been given. You'll walk away feeling awesome.
     
  5. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    patience wins all battles
     
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  6. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When your keyboard on your desk top annoys you, just go out and get a new one. They're so stinkin' cheap and even a junky new one is better than a sticky old one.
     
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  7. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    Conversely: spending a little more up front for a good keyboard may result in your keyboard annoying you less often.
     
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  8. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I agree with both, I spend too much time using keyboards and mice. Devices that annoy me go to an early grave.
     
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  9. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    I keep working with annoying devices. It might be the only thing keeping me awake at work.
     
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  10. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Well, there is that. Way to find a positive in a negative.
     
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Last time I bought a keyboard, I went and tried several before buying one online; writing regularly means that I'm picky about the tactile response of keys.
     
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  12. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I also need to fondle mice and keyboards before I buy them. I strongly prefer the feel of a mechanical kybd. I don't really need an audible "click"; but the feel has to be there. I'm not a very good typist, I need the mechanical feedback.

    I prefer asymmetric, right handed mice. Sorry Lefties; but the kidney bean shaped, politically incorrect mice are best for me.
     
  13. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    You probably shouldn't joke about having a brain tumor with the neurologist. Based on his facial expression, anyway.

    *disclaimer: brain tumors are not funny. The situation was the joke.
     
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  16. I make terrible "jokes" like that with my neuro. She just ignores me now.
     
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  17. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When you want to learn something, but feel like you're drowning in the effort to learn, keep looking for a teacher. Every attempt to learn will be rewarding, and will prepare you for the teacher who can help you piece it all together.

    There are a billion people who think they can teach. Of those, select few are actually competent.
     
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  18. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I make bad jokes with my gastroenterologist, she just ups my drugs until I stfu. Win-win
     
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  19. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    It's not always about you.
     
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