The Complaining and Bitching Thread

thanks yall ​

 

...but I don't want to do my 2015 tax deductions right now.

*stares at a pile of receipts thick enough to stop pistol rounds*

 

Happy Belated Birthday, Ralphie.

If I were in your position I'd go to marriage counseling, even if she wouldn't go with you. Might help....

 

something, cause its getting really old

 

People that drift onto the shoulder of the interstate. They hoover up all the sand and rocks and road debris on the shoulder and hurl it onto the car behind them. Fucking assholes. Stay in your goddamn lane.

 

Along those lines...

Can we talk about how to enter a freeway? When traffic on the freeway is doing 65 -- 70 mph, how do you expect to merge when you're doing 45 at the top of the on ramp? The on ramp is there to give you room to match your speed with freeway traffic so you can safely merge. But you're doing 45 and you are not able to merge safely, and neither is anyone behind you. Speed the fuck up!

 

It's a lot easier to slow down to merge than it is to speed up.

 

Can we talk about asking 20 questions before you buy gas? Lower temperature, crappy touch displays, and my need to get somewhere all seem to increase the number of questions. I'm just buying f'ing gas

 

That shit just ain't right, I mean shit shit shit shit shit shit shit so sorry my southern friend, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! Getting drunk and passing out is what I woulda done....all the time hoping for a blow job. I miss sex that services me only...I like being spoiled, I fear though's days are over.

 

I actually don't mind the the zip code entry for Pay At The Pump, an attempt to curb credit card fraud. If I leave or lose my credit card somewhere outside of my zip code, and someone tries to sue for PATP, they'll need to know my zip code. But beat to crap keys pads & screens suck. I also don't mind being asked for a photo ID when using a CC in a retail store; I've seen some people getting seriously POd over being asked.
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45MPH? You're lucky!

The entrance we normally use to get on one of the main freeways is on the left, it enters the fast lane*. Many idiots will completely stop on the entrance lane. Many idiots will try to drive--slowly--across all five lanes of traffic in order to then exit the freeway (they could use side streets and the feeder road).


*I-45 South (Gulf Freeway) @ IH-610 South Loop is the most fucked up mess of bad road engineering in all of Houston, and that's saying something.

 

Yes, I will remember this next year

 

So, there is nearly three feet of unplowed snow in the road in front of my house. Nobody is going nowhere.

I did a great job working that low back excavating my driveway... but I ain't shoveling out the goddamn street.

Seriously hope my job doesn't think I'm going to snowshoe out of this motherfucker to go to a closed airport.