Inappropriate Thoughts About Fictional Characters

Ordinarily I would object that a number-- if not most-- of these characters are intentionally sexy, and there is nothing inappropriate about them raising your wood.

I will, however, let it go entirely because of the superlative mention of Kahlan Amnell from the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind (never cared much for the TV show, though I will give you the actress who played Kahlan was hot, and wore the dress well, though she was pretty miscast, as was virtually everyone on the show). Goodkind's characters tend to be a little one-sided most of the time, but Kahlan has always gotten my blood flowing southward. Something about the sense of pent-up and frustrated need she seems to have (until Richard, of course).

You might've even merited a pass for the Evil Queen from Once Upon A Time-- SO hot! Max Black from 2 Broke Girls, sure, a guy would have to be dead or gay not to want to get with her-- if I've ever seen blowjob lips, she's got 'em (no need to dwell on the obvious with excessively unnecessary remarks about epic boobs). But the Evil Queen from Once Upon A Time...I've always liked bad women (definitely bad women, not bad girls), something about powerful, beautiful, wicked women brings out my deeply-buried dom streak....

Yaaaaaaaasss!

I wrote my very first sex fanfic about 7 of 9 (and Janeway)....

 

I saw an episode of The Simpsons where Homer & Marge discovered risque public places sex. It gave me an erection .

 

Relevant:

 

I gotta give you that one, haven't seen Once Upon A Time in quite a while, but she really makes me nutso.

 

aornis hades

although she is somewhat evil...

 

Felicity Smoak. I had a Tony Stark moment watching her, reflexively just said "I want one" after a particularly awesome display of nerdbadassery.

 

Ooooh...bonus points! She's sooooooo hot.

 

She's a genius, she's a nerd, and she's jewish.

 

It's like we said the same thing in different ways....

 

And let's not forget Donna Paulson from Suit's. I'd love to bend her over her desk....

 

Please define fictional character

 

A character in a work of fiction (novel, short story, graphic novel, comic book, cartoon strip, television show, TV cartoon, movie, video game, radio drama, etc.) or in a piece of artwork, or a song, or a poem, or a game, or a toy.... Anyone or anything who does not currently exist as a real person or creature outside of media.

 

FBI Special Agent Dana Sculley is hot.

Gillian Anderson, IRL is not hot--Conceited, egotistical, & vulgar.

 

Not a fan of conceited and egotistical but vulgar can go a long way with me.

 

Gillian Anderson's vulgarity, IMO, is not attractive. There is a strong possibility that I'm (overly) influenced by a couple of factors. One, her "I know I'm hot and I know that you want me" attitude (TBH, Gillian, while you are attractive, you are not even close to being as hot as you think you are). Secondly, the sharp contrast between the conservative and reserved Dana Sculley character and the IRL actress.

 

While I would otherwise like to stay more centered on fictional characters than the actors who play them in visual media, hence my focusing less on TV shows and movies, I have to make an exception.

Just started watching season 2 of "Agent Carter."

Peggy Carter makes me so unreservedly and entirely horny, I get dizzy. Admittedly, I am already kind of a sucker for busty English brunettes (yes, that actually was a specific taste of mine that predated the character and the show), but combine that with my taste for strong, gutsy, asskicking, smart women...?

Fuck-a-doodle-doo, that chick makes my nads ache!

 

Were you quite bereaved when Alan Rickman passed away two days after this post? Hats off to your love of Tom Paris, definitely a pretty boy. I liked him and B'elanna almost as much as him and Sarah Silverman.

I think Cally is cute, but I don't find Starbuck striking like I do Dee and Sharon. The young men on the show are notably fetching too, but I'm more inclined to additionally mention Kendra Shaw, the protagonist of Razor.

This is a very good point. I think that only animated characters from children's or family programming would qualify as fundamentally unsexualized and take a special level of fanboy to fantasize about them. In that regard:

• Most female characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender including Katara, Suki, Ty Lee, June, even the girl Zuko dates in Ba Sing Se and another whose ostrich horse he steals after she treats Iroh for acute white jade toxicity
• Shayera from the Justice League animated series as well as Diana for how a relationship between her and Bruce was often teased, Helena (Huntress) from JLU, and the Timmverse Lois Lane who also flirts with Bruce
• Ellen Yin from The Batman
• In response to the OP, I've seen the first season of Rebels and Sabine is nice and even Hera ok, but I haven't seen any of Tano who I assume appears only in the second season.
• Some of the minor female characters from the Green Lantern animated series, Iolande and Ghia'ta
• This is stretching the kid-friendly qualification because it's more of a teen cartoon, but Young Justice is another great example of an entirely attractive cartoon cast.

That's not so singular of a weakness considering that almost every character played by Hayley Atwell has been a busty English brunette. You should see her Black Mirror episode, which you can watch independently of the others, and the AMC miniseries The Prisoner, though you ought to watch the original series from 1967 first!

 

Having seen Mr. Pool's film debut I think I'm going to add Vanessa to the list.