Tilted Weaponry: Shrine of the Mall Ninja

Hah, it's back! And it brought more sweet operator videos!

Spoiler: The guy talks like a Kung Fu movie dubbing. So good.

 

I'm going to wait until this holster comes with a letter of approval from the BATF, just to be safe.

 

i'm working on month 3 of exactly this. if nothing else at least the skeletool looks nice when i'm so bored i've got nothing else to do besides contemplate if the pliers could unhook steve-o as shark bait

 

Nothing says Retard like a Small of the Back (SOB) holster. With its cue-bomb elbow-out index that leaves you wide open to counters, a ring-round-the-ribcage boomerang draw stroke that torques up that crucial straight out drive and the various issues that come with strapping a chunk of steel next to your spine (like riding in a car or getting knocked on your back during a fight), it's the Reverse AIWB and belongs where it was popular: '80s narco cop backup guns and made-for-TV movies.

Nothing says Full Retard like a double SOB holster. Double down!

 

Are you fucking kidding me? This is like some crap James Yeager would advertise on his youtube channel.

 

BONUS: I recently attended a relatively legit training event that somehow featured James Yeager. He's about as impressive as Walt from The Big Lebowski.

 

Holy shit. Me want. That Would go great with my superhero costume. Except the grips need to face out for badassery.

 

Really? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked !

 

You wouldn't know what to do with that thing. It doesn't have level III retention.

 

Also...

SUPER IMPORTANT:

First, I drank some cheap Scotch.

Second, I made this masterpiece for your entertainment at the next gun show / shooting class / Chipotle you find yourself at...

 

Could use "spends $500 a year on tannerite, claims to be too poor to attend training classes."

 

@ChrisJericho,

Is tannerite actually a thing? I feel like I see clickbait side links with that stuff but what Joe Snuffy really buys it?

It's like those companies that make shotgun shells that shoot chainmail and tracer slugs. How do they make $$$?

 

Yeeeeeah... my cousin continuously buys the stuff and invites me to go shooting at some gravel pit location. Instead of buying a quality red dot for his rifle he bought some cheap chinese POS whose battery is always dying, and that "savings" went to buy tannerite. Priorities.

 

ZOMG, post pictures of rifle. And tannerite haul. For realz.

 

I'll PM it to you, it's everything you expect.

 

*sploosh*

...

Later...

UPDATE:

*lights cigarette*

Worth it. Fake ACOG.

 

Engrish Gross Motor Skills vs. Fine Motor Skills "Debate"



SO GOOD.

 

This guy needs to open his own training school pronto. Way ahead of the game. Just needs a beard and some forearm tats.

 

HE NEEDS TO TEAM UP WITH DYNAMIC PIE CONCEPTS!

 

TriggerPoint Technology: Because Separate Controls Are Too Safe Slow

"Yo, dawg... I heard you like triggers, so I put a trigger in your AR trigger so you can shoot things at the same time you illuminate them instead of illuminating them and then shooting."