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What's Your Sex Number?

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by redravin, Mar 26, 2014.

  1. skitto

    skitto Harmonic chaos redundancy limiter

    Location:
    Deschutes, Oregon
    You got 84 out of 200.
    1. You’re really good at what you do (wink), but you’re not interested in freaky for freaky’s sake. Bonus: this quiz just gave you a few new ideas.


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  2. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    long test..."geeky" too....101 was my # xoxoxoo
     
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    The cat just makes me feel dirty... lol
     
  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Me too.
     
  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I interpreted some of the questions a little differently this time, bumped my score up to 96, but still Missionary which is still bullshit. And while going through the list again to count the social media questions I found three more questions that should've be checked.

    Definitely biased against (from my personal perspective):
    Monogamy in general, lengthy monogamy in particular.
    Those who avoid and resist unethical behavior.
    Older participants, namely the ones who 'settled down' as they aged (pre-social media, pre-internet in some cases, and even pre-texting).
    People who choose to not to participate in social media, or do so on a limited basis.

    If someone fits the above categories, and never experimented with drugs, their score drops even lower.

    Clearly a strong bias in favor of social media & technology, which ties into bias favoring youth. I counted at least 19 questions related to social media.
     
  6. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 gr. of diplomacy

    I got 86. I noticed that they had, "Fantasized about sex with someone you were related to", but not, "Had sex with someone you were related to". That would have given me an 87.
     
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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Is there a good story there?
     
  8. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 gr. of diplomacy

    Yes, but this probably isn't the right place to tell it (is it?)
     
  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Depends on how"good" it is
     
  10. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    96. I'm disappointed.
     
  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    Don't be. That "test" is bullshit, it has many biases.
     
  12. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 gr. of diplomacy

    I think it's GREAT, but that's just my opinion. (Of course, the other question is what's TFP's policy about discussing incest?)
     
  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I don't believe that there is one
     
  14. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 gr. of diplomacy

    OK, well here goes...

    My sister (my only sibling) is two years younger than me. However, because my birthday is so late in the year, we were just one grade apart when we were kids.

    The two of us started "playing doctor" before either of us hit our teens. My sister was always more interested in "receiving than giving" and, while she liked being petted everywhere, she definitely preferred that I focus on her pussy. We would frequently play this game where she would supposedly hide a small object (usually a six-sided die) somewhere on her person and then I would search her to find it. The rationale was that it could be anywhere (a pocket, etc.) but I would always end up stripping her completely naked and would always ultimately find it inside her pussy. Of course, after I found and removed it, I had to continue probing around inside her as deep as I could go, just in case I missed something. It was clear from the start that she just loved me finger-fucking her for as long as I wanted. I loved doing it to, but demanded quid pro quo, so while I was doing that to her, she was actively stroking my erection and massaging my balls. In spite of all that, we rarely kissed. It just felt like something brothers and sisters didn't do. (Yeah, I know...) Anyway, it got to the point where, every time we knew that our folks were going to be gone for a while, as soon as they left, we'd get naked and start petting.

    My mom put my sister on birth control pills in spring of her sophomore year of high school. She was 15 and I was 17 at the time. The next chance we had to get naked and pet, about a month later, we fucked for the first time (we lost our virginity to each other.) It didn't last long, but we both came. After that, whenever we got naked, it wasn't just to pet, but to fuck as well. Initially, we tried fuck at least once every other week or so, but were at the mercy of our folks schedule. Then, they completed remodeling the daylight basement in our house and moved our bedrooms down there, right next to one another and at the opposite end of the house from their bedroom. Now, after everyone had gone to bed, my sister and I could, if we were quiet, fuck any night we wanted. Once every other week now became twice or more a week. In fact, I told my sister that if she ever woke up in the middle of the night feeling horny, she should ALWAYS come to my room and wake me up to fuck. She did just that on numerous occasions. (BTW, once we started fucking, we also started seriously kissing. Who'd have guessed your sister could taste so good?)

    This went on for the entire summer between my junior and senior year, and all through my senior year. During my senior year, it tapered off a bit, for the following reason.

    As a senior I had a full-time girlfriend. While we'd drive someplace remote in my '73 Dodge Charger (with the HUGE back seat), get completely undressed, and make out, we rarely fucked. The simple reason is that she wasn't on birth control and we both disliked condoms. So, we'd only fuck when we were both so horny that using a condom was better than not fucking at all. Needless to say, my primary source of relief was still my sister (who, BTW, happened to be best friends with my girlfriend.) My sister's enthusiasm to have sex with me had diminished because she also had a boyfriend now (one of my classmates) and they DID fuck regularly. Still, if I really needed it, she never turned me down. So, while her primary source of sexual satisfaction was her boyfriend, I was still getting all the "pity fucks" that I needed.

    The summer after I graduated from high school, I worked in the woods on a road crew (building landings for high-lead logging sites.) My work schedule was such that either my sister and I couldn't get together or, when we could, I was usually too tired to do anything but sleep. We probably fucked (at most) half a dozen times during the entire summer.

    That fall, I left home for college and she left home for an out-of-town job. Although we got to see each other on those occasions when we were coincidentally both home on the same weekend, or for a holiday, we never fucked each other again. We each had other outlets in our new lives.
     
  15. scout

    scout New Member

    Silly test with no real meaning but nevertheless:

    Freaky
    What’s Your Sex Number?

    You got 114 out of 200 .


    1. You have a very, um, healthy appreciation for the finer things in life.
    S
     
  16. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    118 here...
     
  17. Hank5 New Member

    Buzzgunner's story above is every similar to my own. My sister is 18 months older than me. At schoool we never had any sexual interaction.
    We shared an apartment at an out-of-town university after we both left high school.
    After about three months, the topic of inter-sibling lovemaking came up, and we discussed it thoroughly. We surfed the internet and found a number of videos of so-called siblings having sex, 99,9% of which seemed to be fake (actors pretending to be siblings). However, one or two did seem genuine, and interested us.
    One Saturday evening we had supper and share a glass or two of wine (retrospectively: subconsciously perhaps trying so suppress inhibitions, in expectation of what was to follow?)
    We again talked about inter-sibling lovemaking, and decided that we saw each other as the ideal sexual partner. We decided to try it once, and if either has any regrets afterwards, not to do it again. For us the first time it was to be a "f*ck-buddy" experience.
    We had a shower together, soaped in each other, and kissed passinately under the running water. My sister took a good time to soap in my d*ck, and I soaped in her b*obs. Then we dried off each other and went to her bed.
    The first time I entered her still remains the most erotic experience of my life, and when I reached a climax and poured my love juices into her the pinnacle.
    We reached a climax simultaneously, and afterwards remained coupled for a very long time until my p*enis went limp and slipped out.
    The next day we talked about it, and decided that neither had any regrets. It was consensual, and we practised safe sex to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. She went to the university clinic to get the "morning after" pill and contraception. Neither wanted to use a condom: for us it had to be flesh on flesh.
    We fulfilled in each other's physical and emotional needs, without the risk of contracting a STD. Besides, it was convenient, and we made love almost on a daily basis for the next three years. None of our friends or our parents ever suspected anything, since we never showed any affection towards each other in public. We made certain to have dates with other students, and decided that should either of us get into a serious relationship, we would stop our sexual intraction. It (fortunately!) did not happen whilst we were at university.
    Our lovemaking relationship lasted three years until we completed our studies and moved away from each other. Both are happily married now, but still reminisce about the lovely times we had when we are alone together, or talk about it over the telephone.
    For us it worked. It is a victimless crime, provided it is consensual, done in privacy, safe sex is practised, and it really suited a brother and sister who are both blessed with a high libido.
     
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  18. gov135

    gov135 New Member

    90 points. Definitely would have scored higher had social media and dating apps been more of a thing in college. Fun quiz.
     
  19. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    I mean c'mon who hasn't "Masturbated while playing a video game?" Oh wait. Not many maybe? I have. :oops: Also have had some wonderful sessions being whipped and/or spanked, as well as being in consensual open relationships. No drugs -except alcohol, no (to me) icky things, but still
    134.
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  20. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
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    How did I miss this before?

    128, and that's without being much of a social media person. It helped my score that I got an early start, and did some not very smart things. As a hyper-sexual mid-teens girl I got lots of chances to prove the old adage that "a stiff prick has no conscience." After overcoming his initial unwillingness, I boinged my first boss when I was fifteen and he was twenty-six. So I did lots of pretty conventional sex things, a lot of times, with a lot of guys. I don't know about freaky, whatever that means. I've never done anything with shit or piss. A lot of the more freaky fetishes just make me want to break out in laughter.

    The one-point-per-yes answer, giving each and every question the same weight, seems a little off base.

    Equating "having sex with more than fifty different people" (that's me!) and "had a flirtatious round of gchats" (not me) is uh... disingenuous to say the least.:rolleyes: