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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I feel like borrowing @ZombieSquirrel 's scissors today.
     
    Borla, Dec 1, 2015
    #8601
  2. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Which ones? The blue ones or the floral ones? I like the floral ones when I'm feeling fancy. The blue ones are all business.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 1, 2015
    #8602
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Definitely the business ones.


    If I get fancy, we all know I do it with pants.
     
    Borla, Dec 1, 2015
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  4. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    You're welcome :)
     
    RedSneaker, Dec 1, 2015
    #8604
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Smarty with the pants as well?:D
     
    Lindy, Dec 1, 2015
    #8605
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  6. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    More like Smart Ass
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 1, 2015
    #8606
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  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I am sitting at an awesome pub (60 beers on tap, about 50-55 of them rotate weekly) listening to 3 guys try to out brag each other about their beer drinking. One of them, dressed in a full suit and tie (this is central Iowa, so factor that in) is bragging about how his fridge at home has Newcastle, Blue Moon, and Shock Top. Because he prefers 'good beer'.


    I'm not a beer snob, I'll redneck it up with my buddies who like Bud Light and Coors Light when need be, but bragging about that selection is just sad.


    I'm praying to Mama @ZombieSquirrel that I don't stab him with a steak knife before I leave.
     
    Borla, Dec 2, 2015
    #8607
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  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Dooooooo it!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 2, 2015
    #8608
  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    If I thought you'd bail me out I'd chance it...
     
    Borla, Dec 2, 2015
    #8609
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  10. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I have no money, but I can threaten people.....
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 2, 2015
    #8610
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  11. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    Good friends will bail you out.


    Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you.
     
    Borla, Dec 2, 2015
    #8611
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I'll redneck it up with you any day @Borla. Bud light is my choice
     
    ralphie250, Dec 2, 2015
    #8612
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  13. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I'll drink with you both but I'll just drink water which is the same thing.
     
    cynthetiq, Dec 3, 2015
    #8613
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    This an old story, I'll tell it anyway.

    I was getting dressed after a run & a shower at Memorial Park. A group of five guys in their late 20s/early 30s were in the locker room talking. They all worked at the same accounting firm. One guy was talking about his recent first date. Another guy asked if he got a blowjob. "Hell yes!" he replied. The group responded with so many juvenile comments I can't, and don't want to, recall all of them. They reminded me of a bunch of 14 year old boys.
     
    Chris Noyb, Dec 3, 2015
    #8614
  15. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    He didn't get a BJ.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 3, 2015
    #8615
  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    nope agreed he didnt
     
    ralphie250, Dec 3, 2015
    #8616
  17. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    He was totally lying. And like little boys, his friends would rather believe that he did.

    I'll repeat something I've found to be very true (to be fair it doesn't apply to all guys):

    Individually a man can be a very decent person; in a group of men he can turn into an asshole.
     
    Chris Noyb, Dec 3, 2015
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  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My lungs. My lungs hurt. I can't stop coughing. And they burn in the lower lobes.
    Fucking tabata on the fucking assault bike. Four minutes almost killed me. Still have warbly vision in my left eye... 90m later.
    Need to do more cardio.
    Lungs. Hurt.
     
    Japchae, Dec 3, 2015
    #8618
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  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I had to look up "tabata."
     
    Chris Noyb, Dec 3, 2015
    #8619
  20. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Japanese for "four minutes of torture to make you want to puke and die, then do it again."
     
    Japchae, Dec 3, 2015
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