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Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Taneytown, Nov 3, 2015.

  1. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I served in Vietnam, so yes I know a few things about guns.
     
  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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  3. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

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    Yes! I knew you would go that route! Hit wikipedia up, grab some random quotes and tell us about your time in the jungle with a AK-47 strapped to your back fighting Charlie.
     
  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    how do we know his name isn't Charlie?
     
  5. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Not cool, making fun of me.
     
  6. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Look I crap my pants when I hear fireworks.
     
  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Profile says he is 48. Posts claim that he is in his 50s. Active military involvement ended in Vietnam almost 43 years ago. Now I'm no math wizard, but did they draft 15 year olds back then?

    Next time claim Desert Storm, or Afghanistan, or French Foreign Legion.

    Just trying to help you sharpen your game for the next go round on some other extremely fortunate corner of the Internet.
     
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  8. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

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    No, no, no. This is not the stage that you go for the pity attack! You have to double down on your claims! Don't back down now, you only just started.

    Outline of the Vietnam War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Go pick you some battles and come back to tell us about it. Tell us how you won the Metal of Honor, the Flying Cross, and the Purple Heart all at the same time you walked 20 miles up hill both ways.

    *****

    Less PTSD, more battles. Come on, you have to really WANT to sell this.

    *****

    I like the fact he picked Kent State *AND* he was in Vietnam. I got money on he barely survived the riots, draft dodged to Canada, but the Gov picked him up because he was to valuable not to be fighting.
     
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  9. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

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    I'm dying, guys. Just dying. This is fucking lovely. Keep going. I can't believe @Plan9 is missing this. Can't someone call him?
     
  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    He's off-planet.
     
  11. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

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    I'm not sure his phone works in Iraqistan, or wherever.
    I'm 59 and could have gone to Vietnam if I volunteered (barely and not a chance in hell). No one under 60 got drafted and I'm about as young as it gets for possible service. The fall of Saigon was 30 April 1975.
     
  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    @Poetry, ill try to send up the @Plan9 signal
     
  13. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

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    Email is about the only way to get a hold of him. I don't think he even takes his cell phone with him.
     
  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    The reference I saw said that direct military involvement by the US ended in mid-73. Of course, he was probably some special forces operator who was left behind the lines Rambo-style.

    I'm just trying to help him build a better story for when he's "not a troll" somewhere else. Most corners of the internet are not as friendly as this one, so he better step up his game if he ever wants to make it in the big leagues. :p
     
  15. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

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  16. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Any ideas what's going on?
     
  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Trolling Trolls

    A fun game for the whole family :D
    For ages 18+
    From Hasbro
     
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  18. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    How am I trolling?
     
  19. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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  20. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    If he was at Kent State in 1968 he has to be at least 65 now.
    I like your idea that he is @Plan9.:p Just having fun with us.

    @Taneytown has at least fueled a pleasant spike in forum activity.

    FWIW, I have a car made in Sweden in the city of Trollhatten.