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He's trolling so hard. So. Hard. It's funny, but it'll only be funny for so long.

Fuck, maybe it's Niner.

 

Not trolling! This is my life!

 

Even though I had to give up cigars?

 

What you need is a sporty pair of wingtips!

 

You couldn't possibly be for real, I am seriously holding back. So just me being good here, you must be a sociopath. Any victim that may have a self esteem low enough to date you should carry a fucking hand cannon.

 

Why? Because I look sharpe in a sweater? Or the fact I drive a low milage Saturn, that still has warranty left with GMC.

 

This fellow worked on the first generation TI-85's. We used to carpool. A little respect here.

 

Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle.

 

LOL at the abover. It's Finkle and Einhorn. Totally wrong though as we just used to rideshare. He was sort of a mentor if that makes sense. We talked a lot to and fro. His early developments on the TI-85 blew my mind in the day. Taught me how to play Tetris on it. Started me out on BOOBS (upside down).

 

Cigars, sweaters, and cognac. Mover and a shaker.

Are you sure you aren't too much man for these women you are chasing?

 

I could very well be too much man.

 

Nice double entendre there.

Freud, if he were alive, might say, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

 

Yea, um ok. Um, we smoke tobacco at my cigar club.

 

I ain't buying it.

You knew what you were writing .

 

Look I look great in a sweater.

 

Unfortunately, he's on the Sandy Beaches of New Jersey.

He would love this guy. Hell, he loved Strange Famous, the biggest troll of them all. I don't think Taneytown has the troll chops to get those epic threads of SF levels (I can beat up a dog and I need an assault rifle for hiking in the woods).

Keep going Taneytown, one day you might get to Legendary Troll Levels. Get your name in the Hall of Fame.

 

I'm not a troll.

 

If I were to troll here I know who I would totally troll the shit out of.

 

I know, but just keep trying! Train hard and you will make it! I believe in you!

Know anything about guns? What am I saying, OF COURSE you know everything there is to know about guns. You should really go over to weapons and tell all the amateur's there how much you know about them.

Practice there and you will one day be a grown up troll. Baby troll steps Taney, baby steps.