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Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Taneytown, Nov 3, 2015.

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  1. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    They don't seem to enjoy me. Reasons why?
     
    Taneytown, Nov 3, 2015
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  2. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    You are past your expiry date?
     
    Charlatan, Nov 3, 2015
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  3. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Only in my 50s.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 3, 2015
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  4. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I mean my relationships tend to all end badly. Women seem to take a long time giving me a chance for a date.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 3, 2015
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Get in line.
    Happens to everyone.
    And no, they won't tell you why.
     
    rogue49, Nov 3, 2015
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  6. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Problem is I'm getting older and really want a long term lover.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 3, 2015
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  7. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    Someone go get Niner. I need him on this.
     
    Poetry, Nov 3, 2015
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  8. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek

    You have it all wrong, brother. You need to listen to Phil's wisdom. You don't want a long term lover. You want an easy lover.
     
    Charlatan, Nov 4, 2015
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  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    paging @Plan9, paging @Plan9, youre needed in this thread
     
    ralphie250, Nov 4, 2015
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  10. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I'm needing help!
     
    Taneytown, Nov 4, 2015
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  11. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    The answer is yes.
     
    Charlatan, Nov 4, 2015
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  12. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Women seem to not enjoy my mustache. Should I shave it?
     
    Taneytown, Nov 4, 2015
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  13. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    That's my mustache in the picture.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 4, 2015
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    Your breath spells like their sodas that mysteriously disappeared?
     
    Chris Noyb, Nov 4, 2015
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  15. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    You said here you were at Kent State in '68. Assuming you were a freshman, that would make you at least 64.

    Perhaps it's that you are fundamentally dishonest and a kleptomaniac to boot. Women tend to prefer honesty. Just sayin'.
     
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    SirLance, Nov 4, 2015
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    OK, it's clear what you want. What, if anything, do you bring to the table? What do you have to offer?
     
    Lindy, Nov 4, 2015
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  17. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Shave the mustache. Do it. Do it now.

    And what @lindy said.
     
    RedSneaker, Nov 4, 2015
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  18. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    What do I have to offer? I'm a member of some very exclusive cigar clubs. I know how to wear a sweater and I have a mustache. I'm also known to buy a nice bottle of cognac for the entire table.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 4, 2015
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  19. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    So take me to dinner and I'll gladly explain everything you're doing wrong....
     
    SirLance, Nov 4, 2015
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  20. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I'd love to take you to my cigar club.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 4, 2015
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