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Food Go buy a Vegetti!

Discussion in 'Tilted Food' started by Taneytown, Nov 1, 2015.

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  1. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I love a fresh squash, I'll cook then eat it.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 2, 2015
    #41
  2. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    Leroy, I took your advice from another column and used lump charcoal directly in the casserole. You were right it does add that campfire flavor at home! Good on you sir.
     
    AuntBee, Nov 2, 2015
    #42
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  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    Borla, you'll be fine, just claim it was yours to start with.
     
    Chris Noyb, Nov 3, 2015
    #43
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  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Well, if it was just left there, unattended, who's to stop you from taking it, Borla? I mean isn't that the gist of Mr. D.I.D.'s point in the other thread?
     
    Japchae, Nov 3, 2015
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  5. GIANT HAMBURGER

    Giant Hamburger Hail Citizens!

    Location:
    low-velocity earth orbit
    My vegetti has a carbon-fiber-reinforced polymer chassis, a 3.5-liter, 5-valve per cylinder, quad-turbocharged 60° V12 engine, a six-speed gearbox, and optional four-wheel drive.
     
    Giant Hamburger, Nov 3, 2015
    #45
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  6. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    [​IMG]
     
    Charlatan, Nov 4, 2015
    #46
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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    Photos?
     
    Chris Noyb, Nov 4, 2015
    #47
  8. GIANT HAMBURGER

    Giant Hamburger Hail Citizens!

    Location:
    low-velocity earth orbit
    as you wish...
    You put the vegetables in those two tubes on top and then...
    [​IMG]
    well, I haven't figured out what happens to them after that.
    Do not forget to wear hearing protection.
     
    Giant Hamburger, Nov 4, 2015
    #48
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  9. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa

    No doubt you may draw back a nub! Fucking hilarious @omega
    --- merged: Nov 4, 2015 at 9:34 PM ---

    Ahhh! We now know why you can't get a date
     
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    POPEYE, Nov 4, 2015
    #49
  10. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Oh, I'm getting a date with Marry.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 4, 2015
    #50
  11. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    Cook her a nice meal at home...with vegetable noodles. Surprise this lady and keep her as your own.
     
    AuntBee, Nov 4, 2015
    #51
  12. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I very much want her as my own. Face withstanding, body interesting.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 4, 2015
    #52
  13. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    If she goes with the date I say surprise her with a clean upper lip and some wingtips. If Mary goes with this she's permanent lover material. When she shows up at your place or even if you pick her up, ask her if she notices anything new, then with a big smile point down slowly starting at the pressed pleats in your pants and ending up with those sweet wingtips. Follow her eyes back up, point to your clean shaven upper lip and say...You? She'll know it's about to be on.
    --- merged: Nov 5, 2015 3:17 AM ---
    What I'm saying here is there's a butterface for everyone. If she liked the stache to begin with maybe you could wear a lip merkin. This would be ideal so that you could put it back on. I suggest 3M Super 77 if you go to put it back on but remember to let both sides get tacky before pressing it back on. You can wave it in the air for about 30 seconds, should be good.
     
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    AuntBee, Nov 4, 2015
    #53
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  14. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    Alton Brown on kitchen gadgets (including the Veggetti) not to buy

     
    redux, Dec 12, 2015
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