Just got Busted

I wanted a Diet Coke.

The vending machine wouldn't take my dollar.

I opened up the office fridge and looked around for a soft drink. The only think I could find was a Dr. Brown's Cream Soda in a bottle.

I took it back to my office.

Well this dude comes in and said that "Mary" was missing a drink just like the one that's on my desk. Mary didn't want to confront me, but he didn't mind. Mind you I don't work directly with any of these people and have only been in this office for a few months.

I told the dude that I brought it from home and not to bother me. I was sorry that "Mary" lost her drink.

I think I'm going to go to the store and buy some of these and bring them in just to show that I drink them.

It really didn't taste very good, but I don't want to look like the bad guy here.

I'm not a bad guy so this chick isn't going to bring that on me.

 

I have a motorized engraving pen- everything's got my label on it- glass metal plastic doesn't matter I mark everything in the office. $19 at Walmart and has saved me tons of money in food and grief in general from dealing with my coworkers.

 

So you're a liar and a thief. Not sure how you are not the bad guy.

 

Well hell I don't tote it into the office in my pockets.

 

It's not easy, but it can be managed if circumstances are extreme...

 

Y'all are weird.

 

And you're a sock puppet.

 

Nope just buddies from another forum.

 

You answered a question directed at your sock puppet.

 

My name is Leroy and his name is Doug.

 

I stealdrinkandfood@work.com?

 

wtf.....

 

It's a hunting forum. You wouldn't be interested.

 

try me, im an avid hunter

 

It's a privative forum. I'd have to send in a recommendation. Do I know you?

 

no, I don't know you, but that's ok