Food Go buy a Vegetti!

get the feeling that I've mentioned this on here before but Bunko/Haben/Heavis keeps shutting me down!

As seen on TV and at Walgreens for $14.99. It's a spiral slicer/mandolin/pencil sharpener for squashes, zucchini and sometimes potatoes. Worth every penny as it turns out perfect vegetable noodles. Crispy crunchy soft or soggy. Look people- I really don't care enough about you to say this for the third time. Try a Vegetti. It really is a wonderful little kitchen tool. Vegettie.

 

I too love my Vegetti! ACTually forgot about it but know it's up there in the cabinet somewhere. Need to get me some Zucchini noodles made up quick!

 

Get to it man! You won't be sorry, so good and so healthy.

 

If I stuck my penis in a vegetti, would that be considered safe sex?

 

lol, not sure.

 

You don't know much about vegettis and yet you come shill that shitty product? How much do you get paid to shit up forums with your shit, you shitmaker? Shit shit shit.

 

Not a shitmaker. Just enjoy the product. Wanted to share my thoughts on it

 

Well I'll be damned. Just went to go find my Vegetti and the fucking thing is gone! There's a vegetti thief on the loose folks!

 

That's a shame. Guess you won't be having any crispy veggies tonight.

 

Did you look in your dick holster for your vegetti? Maybe you didn't keep it lubed and your husband threw it out.

 

What? Where'd it go? Nacho know?

 

Have you tried a pocket veganus?

 

This is about crisping veggies.

 

Well the veganus warms and softens your veggies as you go about your daily activities. By the time you are ready to eat, they are practically cooked. And fiber is good for your colon. Pop your vegetables out of your veganus, and you will be the talk of the dinner party.

 

What?

 

Get a veganus. It's the real shit.

 

I'm sorry, but do I know you?

 

I'm talking about crisping veggies.

 

Crisp vegetables will tear you a new one.

 

Not really. Actually very good with some olive oil.