Pointless Announcements

I will gladly volunteer to take those naps she is passing on now.

 

As she gets older, but not really old enough, there might be some things in the show that you'll find difficult to explain. Every time I hear a new parent say "If they're old enough to ask, they're old enough for a truthful answer." I ask them, "Are you absolutely certain that you're ready to truthfully, and thoroughly, answer every question that your child asks?"

 

Can I come over?

 

Yesterday one of the kittens pissed on our bed.

Despite there being two cat boxes which get cleaned at least once a day.

My wife was seriously pissed off. Full bed strip, spray the mattress with Lysol, flip the mattress, make the bed. And the cat managed to nail the edge of one of my wife's pillows. Thankfully we have some decent spares.

 

Would you like a couple of kittens and two dogs? Even then we'd still have three dogs and a cat.

 

I'm so tired that my tired needs a rest

 

That is the point when you take a 15 minute nap and start another full day shift after the 4th or 5th graveyard shift *Pulled way too many 90+ hour weeks in the past year or two*

 

If at any time I feel inferior next to BabyDaddy's genius, Stanford educated, doctor sister-in-law....I will remember that today she posted on her facebook saying they do not have the right to use her info/photos/other tidbits without her consent.

She fell for it.....I feel good about that.

 

That is awesome. Never doubt yourself.

 

This hurts.

 

Sometimes I feel bad that I'm not a multimillionaire. Then I look at Peyton manning with his slack jawed expression and listen to his nasally voice, and I feel better about myself.

 

My Son, Chip, is flying to Germany for a 10 day vacation. He is also hoping to get info on work, college and living arrangements. If he marries his German girlfriend he just might find it all.

 

What makes it especially sad is Speed_Gibson frequently mentioned rotating shifts, overtime hours, & lack of sleep.




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Just wait until Poutin' Peyton (nobody in the NFL comes even close to pouting like him after a loss) agrees to do tampon commercials. Hell, he endorses just about everything. I can see & hear him, "Playtex, the official tampon of the NFL."

 

There's a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader on my couch. Huh.