The Complaining and Bitching Thread

We have a new computer logon procedure now.

Coworker: How do I logon?
Annoying Coworker: That information was in an email I sent everyone.
Me: Well, if people are having issue logging onto their computers, they may not be able to see that information.
AC: **Gets annoyed and stomps off**

 

I like what Psycho Bitch did one day.

PS: I let my office door lock behind me because I had my hands full, now I can't find my keys to lock the main office.
Me: Where do you normally put your keys when you leave your office?
PS: In my hand, or in my purse.
Me: Did you pick up your purse before you left your office?
PS: **It takes her a few seconds to realize that her purse, and keys, were in her locked office.**

 

Die because you can't LOVE it like you love me!

 

You have said the word "ironic" three times today. And none of the things you described as being ironic were in fact ironic. I hate you so much annoying coworker. My office move cannot come quick enough.

 

We're moving into a new office next July.



The architect's rendering does not do it justice. It is not much more than a hole in the ground now and there are no decent restaurants in the immediate neighborhood.

 

I like the "Strabucks" that the architect included.

 

Got to, being forced by the system, to go in and work tomorrow.....thinking about calling in sick.

 

She said supposeBly again. I want to punch her in the face.

 

Hot mess hair, ftw.
45m to "do" it. 7m to fall. 20m to Hot Mess. Yeesh.

 

Hangry has been added to the lexicon of the OED. I don't like this word. The people who are likely to use this word are going to tend to be educated Internet savvy people. They will use it when they haven't eaten for a few hours. Like the guy continuing to work at his desk and won't walk for five minutes to get food. Or the woman running errands and picking up her kids from school. There are people in this world that have earned the use of that word. For example the kid in middle school who has found out his free lunches have been cut off by a conservative legislature. The one who might turn to crime to try to get ahead in life because he is too fucking hungry at school to think and pay attention. Or the refugees who are fleeing yet another war and trying to keep their kids from dying. Those people deserve to use the word hangry. Not us. Not the people who have unlimited access to food, usually only a few minutes away. Bitching that you're hangry because you had to work til one before your lunch break makes me want to drag you to a slum. I'm pretty sure most of the people on the Internet, people who would learn the term hangry, have never truly experienced hangry. For most people, that word is about as true as christian persecution in America.

 

Amen!

 

Well said!

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My former Psycho Bitch boss would nearly always expect other people to pick-up something for her if they were going for lunch. It got really old. One day she told me, with a tone of superiority, "It's really impolite to go out for lunch and not offer to pick-up something for others." I responded, as neutrally as possible, "You always expect others to pick-up something for you. Working through lunch is your choice, getting your lunch is not my responsibility."

 

Signage on the door...HOW ABOUT PUTTING NUMBERS ON THE BUILDINGS

 

Well I really screwed the pooch on this one. Sandy has instant access to my personal Email, has been reading it to me from her recliner. All because I didn't know better to not download the Yahoo app, on a shared tablet. She is now getting my alerts on her phone. WTF !!