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Big/small vagina

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Johanxxx, Aug 31, 2015.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This longboat is unconcerned with seeking a berth. Rather, it is at its best when its ample prow drives through the dark waters, rocking with the motion of the ocean as the gushing brine slickens its rigid hull.

    It must be difficult to tell from your dry dock.

    It might be fun, especially if the knots on the rigging are well tied.
     
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2015
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 5, 2015
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  2. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Is it getting a little hot in here...?
     
    RedSneaker, Sep 5, 2015
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  3. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    The size of the docking area has never been an issue since the proper application of ropes and ties will allow any boat to handle it judiciously.

    I also find the alternate port a comfortable fit but have always been careful to make sure that the docking was handled properly.
     
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2015
    redravin, Sep 5, 2015
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  4. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Is your longboat full of seamen? Works better that way, when you are ready to unload your longboat.
     
    omega, Sep 5, 2015
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Are "The Vagina Monologues" the equivalent the documentary "Unhung Hero"?? (Noted in the penis thread)

    Both looking for answers or enlightenment in our nether regions??
    I think both sexes have questions.
    But not very many answers...or at least good ones.

    Funny, how it sometimes dominates our thinking...and makes us doubt ourselves.
    I prefer to embrace it.

    What you have is what you have.
    The trick is finding someone who enjoys what you have. (including yourself...)

    I hope all women enjoy themselves.
    Life is short and wonderful...y'gotta enjoy the ride in the vehicle you got...work with the tools you're given.
     
    rogue49, Sep 5, 2015
    #25
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Aye, 'tis a lusty crew!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 5, 2015
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Theirs, theirs as much as thine, the destination port-triumphant.

    Building, equipping like a fleet of ships--immortal ships!
    Soon to sail out over the measureless seas,
    On the Soul's voyage!
     
    Lindy, Sep 6, 2015
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  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I am the master of my fate:
    I am the captain of my soul
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 7, 2015
    #28
  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Hot and wet...
     
    snowy, Sep 7, 2015
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  10. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Dry dock = dry rot.
     
    Chris Noyb, Sep 7, 2015
    #30
  11. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    I finished reading this thread and laughed my ass off! You people are awesome! And though my name's Popeye I got nothing to say about me wee lil tug boat.
     
    POPEYE, Sep 7, 2015
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  12. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    If you're sailing the rough seas, you might get boarded by pirates. Be forced to walk the plank. Have your booty plundered. If you're into that.
     
    omega, Sep 7, 2015
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    And don't anyone dare say anything about fish.:rolleyes:
     
    Lindy, Sep 8, 2015
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    this thread = *hearty clap*
     
    Plan9, Sep 8, 2015
    #34
  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    and, whats wrong with that?
     
    ralphie250, Sep 8, 2015
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Well, as a heterosexual dude, I've never been having sex with a woman and gone, "Ya know, I really wish there was another dick here."
     
    Plan9, Sep 8, 2015
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    neither have i , but some people do, but not us,
     
    ralphie250, Sep 8, 2015
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Don't get caught up on where it's at. Sometimes you need more than two turntables and a microphone.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 8, 2015
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  19. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Hahahahaha!
     
    RedSneaker, Sep 8, 2015
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    So maybe it's the other dick she needs right now, but not the one she deserves?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 8, 2015
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