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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Here I thought she was going to try out for the next Winter Olympics...

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I can still shamelessly flirt with boys from inside the Red Tent, right guys?
     
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  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    That makes me think of a sex toy.




    I really need to get laid (yes, I mean with my wife).
    --- merged: Sep 2, 2015 at 12:05 PM ---

    I also need to get out more often. I had to look up "Inside the Red Tent."
     
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  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I hate the wand. It's a torture device and my hair's too short for it. I just exited the Red Tent.
    And hubs is so pissed at me that he left the house and didn't tell me where he was going.
     
  5. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    You can basically get the same results, oddly enough, with a flat iron. I think the wand sucks, too.
     
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  6. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Even after 15+ years, my old lady still has the occasional trouble with the English language.

    Since we've been guinea pig owners for awhile now, we've (incorrectly) been using the term "oinking" to refer to the sounds the guinea pigs make. My wife has assumed the word refers to any sound made by an animal, and recently proceeded to tell me the story of a co-worker who left her dog in the car so long, it started oinking.

    [​IMG]

    (in case anyone's worried, the dog is okay. Not only did they get to it before any damage occurred, it also hasn't oinked to any noticeable degree since then.) ;)
     
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Flat iron curls are easy.
     
  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Interesting. Overgeneralization is usually a linguistic error toddlers make (cows are animals, therefore all animals moo). Fossilization (the cementing of certain speech patterns particular to the native language in the non-native language) is much more common in adults.

    Yaaay, linguistics. I knew that graduate credit would come in handy someday (no, seriously, I use this stuff with ELL students all the time).
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I just wanted to make a pointless announcement that I'm making a pointless announcement in Pointless Announcements.

    But there's no PA system available to announce it loud enough, so it's pointless. ;)
     
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  10. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    At cabelas getting my spinning rod respooled with new line. I was near the end of the reel and needed new line. Still won't make me a better fisherman, but at least casting repeatedly will be less frustrating.
     
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  11. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    In a week and a half I am doing a charter in the Gulf of Mexico. First time doing a private charter there. I've done a few in the Great Lakes, and I've fished on a party barge style boat in the Gulf, but this should be a good time.
     
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  12. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Nice. That should be a good time. Still going to be pretty warm down there, but will be fun. What are you fishing for?
     
  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    I'm going to be up in the panhandle area, party way between Destin and Panama City Beach. The charter is out of PCB. Weather should be upper 80s or low 90s. So hot, but not unbearable.

    I'm guessing we'll mostly go after red snapper and grouper, just because they are more plentiful and easier to catch. But that time of year there are blue marlin, mahi mahi, flounder, black and yellowfin tuna, amberjack, redfish, king mackerel, and a bunch of other species in that particular area. I'm trying to keep expectations fairly low, but it'd be awesome to get into something like a decent sized tuna or a marlin.
     
  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I don't remember how old I was, but it was well past toddler age that I "overgeneralized" money into time. Time is money, so they say. so money is time, right?
    Anyway, I assumed that since a quarter of a dollar was 25 cents that a quarter of an hour would be 25 minutes, so, a quarter after two was 2:25 in my mind.
     
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Straight hair, don't care.
    Shit. Straight hair don't give a FUCK.

    Dude, I'm the shit.
    I should have Febreze on me.


    Suckas
     
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Went to the first collegiate game of the season tonight. I put my hubs in charge of getting us tickets from Stubhub. He surprised me with seats on the 20, two rows up. Here I'd been looking at the end zone. It was amazing.
     
  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody - Louis Prima (no it's not DLR)

    Just a gigolo
    Everywhere I go
    People know the part
    I'm playing

    Paid for every dance
    Selling each romance
    Every night some heart
    Betraying

    There will come a day
    Youth will pass away
    Then what will they say
    About me

    When the end comes I know
    They'll say just a gigolo
    As life goes on
    Without me

    'Cause I ain't got nobody
    Nobody nobody cares for me
    I'm so sad and lonely
    Sad and lonely sad and lonely
    Won't some sweet mama
    Come and take a chance with me
    Cause I ain't so bad

    Get along with me babe,
    Been singin' love songs
    All of the time
    Even only be, honey only, only be
    Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

    I ain't got nobody 'cept love songs in love
    Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
    Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

    I ain't got nobody, nobody,
    Nobody cares for me
    Nobody , nobody
    I'm so sad and lonely,
    Sad and lonely,
    Sad and lonely,
    Won't some sweet mama come
    And take a chance with me
    'Cause I ain't so bad

    Get along with me babe,
    Been singin' love songs
    All of the time
    Even only be, honey only, only be

    -------------------------

    ...been singing this for a long time, my BFF still remembers (even after 25 years)
    The song still remains the same...
     
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  18. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    My youngest Son really
    pisses me off. I am so tired of taking care of his, healthy 25 yr old ass.
     
  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

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