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Is it safe to sit upright on the edge of the sofa and masturbate?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by banwan, May 26, 2015.

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  1. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    I've heard that the seat pressure can obstruct the muscles used during orgasm causing them to rip. This results in the tearing of muscles surrounding the root of the penis.
     
    banwan, May 26, 2015
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  2. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Seems unlikely, at best.
     
    Levite, May 26, 2015
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  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I've done it, and it never hurt me. just saying
     
    ralphie250, May 26, 2015
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    A level 4 maneuver. :cool:
     
    rogue49, May 26, 2015
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  5. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Well, if it's a leather couch and you are using a lot of lube, things could get slippery. You could slide off the edge of the couch and accidentally get the bottle of lube on the floor stuck in your butt. Try explaining that at the emergency room. Also don't store your lube in a glass coke bottle. If you get that stuck in your butt it can create a suction. Then they have to drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle to release the vacuum.
     
    omega, May 27, 2015
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  6. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    Thanks for the replies but what about the tearing of the muscles and nerves?
     
    banwan, May 27, 2015
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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    As previously mentioned, damage is highly unlikely, and it's been done with no damage.

    Given some of the gymnastic positions seen in pro porn, I'd say the penis muscles can handle masturbation while sitting upright on the edge of the sofa with no problem.
     
    Chris Noyb, May 27, 2015
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  8. MEL L

    Mel L New Member

    Location:
    Jefferson City, Missouri USA
    I have a bad back at age 68 and I sleep in a recliner so I masturbate laying on the recliner
     
    Mel L, Jun 3, 2015
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  9. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    This has recently been shown to result in torn muscles at the penis root due to the competing forces of sofa pressure and orgasm
     
    banwan, Aug 2, 2016
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  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Shown where and by whom? What's your source for this? The Sofa Manufacturer's Upholstery Tack Tapping Yodelers (S.M.U.T.T.Y.) wants to know!
     
    Lindy, Aug 2, 2016
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I've done some crazy shit with my penis, and I've never even remotely come close to pulling, let alone tearing, my bulbospongiosus.

    I doubt the orgasm itself is an issue. It's more about where and how you're using your penis.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2016
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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]

    (BTW, a little thanks to @Charlatan for the article on 70's blow job faces; they finally came in handy!)
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 2, 2016
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I never bite my lip.
    So cliché.

    On another note, I'm sure it's safe to sit upright...
    on a sofa... (not a chase, not a lazyboy, not a chair and certainly not a beanbag)
    and whack off (*ahem* excuse me, masturbate)
    AND ejaculate too.

    Although you may have a mess to clean
    on the sofa
    or floor
    or coffee table
    or all of the above (if it was REALLY good...AND you're that good...or pent up) ;):cool::D
     
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    rogue49, Aug 2, 2016
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  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Your bilbobagginswhatsis???? What art thou, some kind of kinky hobbit?
    --- merged: Aug 3, 2016 3:25 AM ---
    Well, we've already got the oral port, the vaginal port, and the anal port. We might as well have the davenport too.:rolleyes:
     
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    Lindy, Aug 2, 2016
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  15. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    You always liven up this place. Thanks for making me laugh today.
     
    genuinemommy, Aug 3, 2016
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  16. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    @Genuinemommy, as always, the pleasure is mine. :)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 3, 2016
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  17. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    But has anyone actually sat upright with back straight on the edge of the sofa and ejaculated whilst the sofa has been in contact with their buttocks and surrounding areas?
     
    banwan, Aug 9, 2016
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  18. DB750

    DB750 New Member

    ^ Nope. Mostly because that sounds like a boring and uncomfortable way to masturbate. If you're so worried about it why don't you try another position? There's more than one way to do it and get the same results.
     
    DB750, Aug 12, 2016
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  19. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    Are you claiming that no male has ever masturbated this way or is it just you who has decided for everybody that it is boring an uncomfortable?
     
    banwan, Aug 14, 2016
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I know plenty of guys who've basically done that in desk chairs. They're all fine, insofar as I know.
     
    snowy, Aug 14, 2016
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