The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Here's hoping!
I'm using Sleep as Android's free trial. I know I don't sleep well, but I really didn't need to know that I'm in a 14 hour sleep deficit after 4 days of use.

 

Our server is down at work and that means I don't have much to do. That's ok. I can deal. The worst part is that fucktard doesn't have anything to do and won't sit still or shut the fuck up.

 

I've broken my toes more times than I can count. The answer was always taping it to the toe next to it.

Doesn't make it any less painful; but at least it stays out of the way.

 

How about someone leave me in a room with you. I wonder who would survive?

 

Instant trip to the top of my shit list: go behind my back and get the executive assistant in Administration to design a logo concept in PowerPoint for a project in which I've already created four separate logo designs.

 

We all know that PPT is the preferred design program for admins.

I remember an internship where they wanted me to design some posters for events, but they didn't have any design programs or photoshop type programs. I was stuck with a CD rom of clipart and PPT. I was actually pretty proud of the finished project considering the limitations.

There wasn't a graphic designer at the parks office, so I wasn't stepping on any toes....I don't think. However, it did boil down to them not having any money (or wanting) to pay for a freelance designer, so they stuck it with the intern. I guess I did steal something from someone.

I suppose the moral of my story is, don't be mad at the Admin. S/he was probably just doing what s/he was told.

But damn the man for putting you both in that position!!!

 

Totally not mad at the Admin.* It's the project lead that's provoked my rage, and it isn't the first time she's done something asinine like this.

*As an aside, I will say he's taken responsibility for designing a newsletter for our Nursing Department that he has no business handling. He likes it because it's a "creative outlet" for him, even though the finished product routinely looks completely unprofessional. If I could wrench that away from him and take it on myself without screwing up my own already heavy production schedule, I would.

 

It's one of those days, already. The kind where you're glad when the stupid alarm goes off at 5 just because you're tired of trying to sleep. I hate waking up grumpy. And today requires a lot of metal effort... Testing a 5 year old, Maxwell back to the vet, highly anxious 11 year old client, and a lot of testing.

 

I say this a lot. Jakarta traffic sucks.

Ugh.

 

People who write you'll. Effing gets under my skin. I love you'll! Is that even a word??

 

You'll is a word, but in the context that you're referring, I think they meant y'all. That is a word too. It is a variant of you all.

I heard it a lot in Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky.

As in, "See y'all back at the holler." I miss my family.

 

No....I avoided the Eastern side of the state if I could.