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Bigger penis.

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    I'm going to bring this up next opportunity, I used to say " a least I'm not getting up to say thanx and go work on my truck."
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Y'know, I don't know about everyone's size aspirations...but this thread has some serious uptime...and recovery time.
    Bravo.

    Need to sell that shit on the market. ;)
    Tell Cyn to call the FDA
     
  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I'm a glutton for punishment...but I've GOTTA post this.

    If you think more is better...Y'better watch out, you may get what you wish for. ...or it's given to you no matter what you want.
    Man With 2 Penises Tells All In New Memoir

    Now...I haven't read this...nor have I seen a verification.
    But in the weird world of genetics and biology, it IS possible. (I'm going to assume it for now and let it go.)

    So, would you have one snipped? (if you could, safely...)
    Or would you live with it?

    I'm sure, it could get REALLY weird.

    It could be like a woman having two pussies.
    But the consequences of that are different, as is the care of it...and the social realities. (there is a double-standard still, like it or not)

    What I do see...from his statements in the article...are a lot of people are out there with lots of questions and confusion.
    And that is what's interesting to me.

    So...what say you??
     
  4. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    When I was a small child in elementary school, I knew another kid who was diphallic.

    I never saw him naked, but other kids had, and were impressed.
     
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I'd get one removed.
    Unless I wanted to be some kind of porn freak.
    Which I wouldn't.
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    Which side? Are you a lefty or a righty? ;)
     
  7. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    So is it just me or did anyone else find it appropriate that the man with with two cocks was also bisexual?
     
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  8. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    Twice the man...
     
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  9. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    If I were in his situation, I would keep both.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    Just curious, the reasoning?

    There's no right answer, it could go either way (no pun intended...)
     
  11. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Until recently, I didn't know that I had only one kidney. I was born that way.

    Most people have a second kidney as a backup in case one gets damaged or lost. It turns out I never had that luxury.

    I can understand someone choosing to donate a kidney, to give a relative a chance to live.

    But it would be insane to take a kidney out and throw it away for no reason.

    Technically, you don't need a second kidney, but why go without a backup?

    The same logic applies here.

    Moreover, from what I read in the article, to have two fully functional penises is an awesome gift.
     
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  12. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

    Location:
    Earth
    Maybe he could be an organ donor? Ya know, spread the love!

    \*bad~dum~tish*
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Or as Steve Martin said in, Roxanne
    "Finally, a man who can satisfy TWO women at once!" ;) (although, that would be a very close-knit bounce-a-round...definitely Kama Sutra level)
     
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  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    You could practice for ambidexterity. You could be cuming and going at the same time.:)
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    Now in all seriousness, if you did that...or with assistance,
    Could you cum with both, one after the other....or even at the same time??

    Truly a man who is multi-orgasmic.
    Actually, that may surpass a woman's, who is one after another...this could be in sync.

    And how would the testes share the shafts...cross-overs? one for each? one has it all, the other is just bonus and baby-free??

    Now these are the questions I would ask the guy...not if I was "gay" because I found his twin-towers arousing, as they said in the article.
    (NTTAWWT...but you should know already, dammit...keep to the good questions...inquiring minds want to know)

    I do know this...you definitely would need more blood to keep them erect & rigid.
    And stock up on fluids...geez. :cool:
     
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  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    At work..
    yeah i noticed that,
     
  17. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    According to the article, he has one urethra, which forks at a Y-junction. One system, two outlets. Whatever one penis is doing, the other is doing it too.

    Stand-up urination would require both hands.
     
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    and/or a funnel
     
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    Yeah...there's already a challenge when a guy has the "split-stream" scenario.
    Need to hold them both to make sure it's together.
     
  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Bringing this over to the more appropriate topic thread...
    For reference my post in the other thread

    Um no, this is what the article said about that...

    That's a false correlation, to say that it goes the other way. If anything, I used the wrong wording, should have said "including" instead of "except". (but hey, flow of thought...my bad)
    Mostly, it's that the concern is rare for women. And essentially IF it does, it really goes either way. However, you're not as likely going to get pain if it's too small. And the pain may be unrelated to size.

    Basically, the point is many men are obsessed about their dicks.
    And the result is the same, no matter what size you are. Too big, too small, just right...all depends on the woman's mood & body...and the skill of the man.

    IMHO, I think men worry about their size as a "prop" because they often get in life ambiguous responses from women. (in both dating & relationships)
    That somehow a "magic" wand would make women want them more or better.
    Likely the same reason that many women think that better boobs would get men to respond to them more or better.

    In the end, it's our own anxieties...dealing with the fickleness of the ones we're attracted to.

    Then Aging & Ignorance adds to the mix...

    Hopefully studies like these are shared...if not taught. (this would be great in a standard class)
    Knowing what is REALLY out there "in the dark" may ward off the mental boogie-men that everyone has about sex.

    I guess it comes down to...Don't Worry, Be Happy
    And "fuck'em"
     
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