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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

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  1. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.
     
    redux, Dec 18, 2014
    #181
  2. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Know when to walk away
    Know when to douse everyone with bear repellent and haul ass.
     
    Japchae, Dec 18, 2014
    #182
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  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    When looking to commit suicide, don't ask Arnold Schwarzenegger for help.

    [​IMG]

    I'm not so much complaining about my marriage as the fact that when he shot at me, he missed because his fucking eyes were closed!
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2018
    MeltedMetalGlob, Dec 18, 2014
    #183
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Play this - online spirograph :cool:



    I know I can play with it for hours. (no, not that....ok, that...but not that, this)
     
    rogue49, Dec 18, 2014
    #184
  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I have to agree with Louis C.K.
    If you do it right...then women won't want to cuddle...because they will be OUT. :cool:

    Do it right.
    And hit the fridge to recharge while you're waiting for them to wake up again. ;)
     
    rogue49, Jan 2, 2015
    #185
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Or we'll be so oversensitized that we won't want to be touched.
     
    snowy, Jan 3, 2015
    #186
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  7. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    When I was young and dumb I took that personally.
    Like, what do you mean you don't want me to touch you?
    I didn't realize it meant I'd done things right and just needed to ease back and bide my time.
     
    redravin, Jan 3, 2015
    #187
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    I remember that...
    "Don't touch me!...don't EVEN touch me!!" All the while she's quivering for 5 minutes easy.
    I was like "Daaaamnnn..." After I did the "are you alright?" question.

    Cue the old Richard Pryor skit, "I'm Supermaaan!..." :D

    Even better..."What are you trying to do? Torture me???" all the while she's squirming and you KNOW you're not torturing her...it's just not quite right yet.
    Do it right. ;)
     
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2015
    rogue49, Jan 3, 2015
    #188
  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My husband is a bastard, so he knows if he trails a finger down my spine afterward, he can usually make me come again if he's gentle.
     
    snowy, Jan 3, 2015
    #189
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    might have to try that
     
    ralphie250, Jan 3, 2015
    #190
  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I can touch my wife just about anywhere on her back or ass after she's had several Os. It was fun when she rode cowgirl and ended up collapsing on top of me and wasn't able roll off. Of course knowing when to touch & when not to was the key.
     
    Chris Noyb, Jan 3, 2015
    #191
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Be wary of potentially dating a woman with wolverine claws tattooed on her cleavage...

    NTTAWWT
    But, be wary.

    Especially if pics are posted on a dating site...
     
    rogue49, Jan 12, 2015
    #192
  13. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Don't piss off a ravaged rabbit.
     
    genuinemommy, Jan 12, 2015
    #193
  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    ...or a @ZombieSquirrel :D
     
    rogue49, Jan 12, 2015
    #194
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  15. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Damn Straight.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jan 12, 2015
    #195
  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Stop apologizing for yourself.

    There may be some aspects of you, that others may not be able to deal with, comprehend, are envious of or feel that it's not to be "put out there"

    There is something to be gained from those aspects...and you may be able to leverage them further.
    And let them deal with their own baggage or discomfort.

    Enjoy who you are.
    Life made you what you are. (either biologically or socially or otherwise...)
    Make use of it.
    Have fun with the flavor. :cool:
     
    rogue49, Jan 13, 2015
    #196
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Sometimes (especially on the internet) you show your intelligence, your reasonableness, and that you were just plain right, by letting the other person yell last, and yell louder. If you are eleventy replies in and the entire thing is still spinning in circles, just let it go man. Let it go. We all can see what's what.
     
    Borla, Jan 16, 2015
    #197
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  18. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    This advice would kill at least 75% of the youtube comment threads out there.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jan 16, 2015
    #198
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  19. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Easier said than done.
     
    Charlatan, Jan 16, 2015
    #199
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  20. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    If your name is Jeb Bush, don't run for President......just don't.
     
    International T., Jan 22, 2015
    #200
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