New versions of old sayings

The wormy bird gets the Earl.

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. [My father would say this about the university's Horticulture Building]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. [Tom Waits]

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Your turn.

 

A brain is a terrible thing when you're not wasted.

 

The early worm gets the bird....You get the finger when you take action while others hestitate.

 

Keep a cool tool and don't let your meat loaf
And of course
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat

 

Not exactly an old saying:

We're brothers from different mothers.......and hopefully different fathers.

 

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

 

Until they exhale in your face. That shite is rank. But, it does make them more affectionate

 

Better a hand in the bush than two birds in the pocket.

 

I've yet to try it, but I would like to. Which brings to mind a phrase I've coined just now which goes: leave no booze unturned.

 

if you can find Meadow of Love, try it. The rest is meh. Meadow is made by some crazy old lady that lives in a forest and distills it herself.