The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Acting like you're important with no real responsibilities is my preference.

 

Oh holy fuck. Christmas with the inlaws is getting way too complicated.

I was hoping to have a relaxing morning, but now I have to go to my mother in law's at 11am. She's an hour a way. It's not her fault. My brother in law has to keep his golden child on a schedule. Not my fault she has to have complete silence in order to sleep.

I'm so thankful that BabySquirrel can sleep through anything and rarely gets thrown off schedule.

 

I am going the easy route and planning on working Christmas day.

 

Phrases I do not want to hear again any time soon. Or ever again:
"Everything hurts."
"Is this what it feels like to be sick?"
"It's sooo hot in here."
"I TOLD YOU, I did/did not want that thing."
"Too many choices. Too many words."
"Oh god, that's not a fart."

 

Must be a HUGE cold if it's a head cold for you!

 

Back to work today after nine days away. didn't bag a deer or a hog, however, not to my surprise, not a fucking thing of mine got done, they waited for me....so nice. and then first day back I get named and pulled into a conversation over discrepant parts with the white collar guys.... just wanted to slide in and out today.

 

The last person who said that to her was found in an "undisclosed location" with what appeared to be scissor-type stab wounds to the neck.

 

People don't talk after they have "an accident and fall on the scissors 5 or 6 times". I hear her squirrel minions are pretty good at hiding the bodies as well.
--- merged: Dec 15, 2014 at 8:28 PM ---
*this will probably be an addition to my last post about "accidents*.
That reminded me of one of the many epic lines on the radio show The Voyage of the Scarlet Queen starring Howard Duff from 1947 or so. The Queen is in a Eastern sea port when the Captain and First mate return to the ship to find a body onboard with the throat cut ear to ear. The local police chief takes one look at the body and says instantly "Ah, I see. Suicide.".

 

Or in this case "Ah, I see. Squirrelcide."

 

The only reason most people are alive is because I don't really feel like going to jail......again.

 

Does every damned report on the internet have to include an embeded video? Don't people read anymore?

 

Even worse do they have to autostart the minute I open the link?

 

I forgot about autostart

 

I read this as "autoshart."
That about sums up my weekend.

 

They missed the report "English: is standards declining?"* and too many people now are proud graduates of the "Huked on fonics werked four mee" programs.


*shamelessly swiped from Andy Parsons on a "Scenes we'd like to see" on Mock the Week.