Bigger penis.

Clam-chowder'd!

 

No, it's not that.

It's just that sirloin-burger'd! didn't have the effect I was going for.

Don't take it personal.

 

What about the "Cuntry" vegetables?

 

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Let's face facts folks...nature is what it is...you are who you are...people will like what they will like.
There are no rules.
Only tendencies and trends.

You deal with what you have, for good or ill...and others will like you or not....for an infinite amount of reasons... (and even this may change moment by moment)
You're here on this world.
You have a life to live.
Make the best of it...enjoy what you can.

Me? I'm going to put myself out there.
And if they don't like it...fuck'em.

And next time you think you're having a challenge or feel inadequate...just remember one picture

Chillin' like a villian

**And if you think it's an "outlier"...just remember, he's been married twice.

I've know a variety of men who've "got it all" including the Equipment...and they're miserable.
Like one I know...stable, decent income, not ugly, good personality, intelligent, funny, "above average", libido, not gay, etc...only been with two women in his 45 yo age...and hasn't had sex in 15 years. (go figure...)

You make it with what you have.
It's about feeling good about yourself...and making others feel good about being with you.
KISS

 

True...that's why I said, use what you have.
The topic is penis size and perhaps the ability to use it...which I believe he does have challenge with...likely more than most.

We could say Danny Devito, who's smaller...and sorry, I have to use publicly known people for samples...who tend to be famous, well-off and talented.
Or Salman Rushdie who's older (was married to a pretty hot woman)
and so on...

You use what you have...my point.
And we don't know the penis size of any of them.
The only one I know who's admittedly small is the comedian who did "Unhung Hero" ...a whole documentary on penis size and it's attempted "improvement" (and even he ended up with a nice woman at the end)

Sure, you may not be a superstar...most of us aren't.
But you use what you have.
Face, body, tongue, money, humor, fingers, intellect, personality, flexibility, style, etc...and so on
There are so many different reasons why someone starts with someone...and stays with someone.
Dick & Pussy are just ONE more factor.

Do you see ladies worrying about their pussy size?? ...no.
They worry about their breast size. (just as silly and arbitrary as Men's worry)
And they worry about their butt size
and other sizes...

Again, you use what you have...or attempt to improve what you have...or find an alternative...or get better with it.
Etc...and so on.

Men...fuckin' forget your penis.
It is.
Then figure out how to get someone to play with your WHOLE body more...then enjoy that more.
And if you have someone who can't deal with one part of your whole.
Forget them...move on.
Their loss.

When I had sex for the first time after so long...I wasn't worried about my body...I was worried if I still "had it" the ability to give and get pleasure. (testing ALL the pistons and techniques...fingers, tongue, skin, stamina, etc and so on)
And I'd say the same thing to everyone and anyone.
Worry about giving pleasure...worry about getting pleasure.
With your WHOLE body.

Worry about if you suck in bed. (dick size & breast size is not usually the reason)

And with that said...Yes, Stephen Hawking I'd say has more challenges than me. Or most... Wouldn't you say??
And sure, there are other famous professors out there...and I'd say they have an easier time too than him ...but they may also have a more difficult time than YOU.
As another famous scientist said..."It's all relative"

 

My apologies...I didn't mean you specifically, but the "you" in general for the population.

But the point is the same, you have what you have.
Deal with it...work with alternatives.

You can have a big one too...and it is irrelevant. Or even negative.
A man has to worry about Oh So Many Things for being attractive, virile and successful in bed... (much less having a baby)
Too small, too big.
Weird shape.
Circumsized or not
Last long enough
Be rigid throughout.
Cum.
Cum enough
Cum on time.
Cum (in sync ...yes, that is held against you at times)
Sperm volume
Sperm count
Sperm strength.
Not overheating.
Getting enough oxygen
Not getting a cramp
Pleasuring with your dick
Pleasuring with your fingers and hands
Pleasuring with your tongue
Pleasing kisses.
Being soft enough
Being raw enough
Being in the mood
Not being tired
etc...and so on (it can go on...)

Or even just getting them in bed in the first place...
Get a job
Keeping a job
Making enough money
Having decent things
Confidence
Having a personality (the right personality...whatever that is...whenever that is...for whomever. But there does seem to be that type that gets a large volume of offers and pleasurable situations)
Being funny
Being intelligent
Being caring
Being bold
Polite, yet not too polite
Having style
Having enough clothes
Having a car
Having a place
Being good with their friends
Being good with their family (perhaps)
Being good with kids (and animals...if that their thing)
Being clean
Not being rude (no farting ...at least at first)
Hair (no hair) ...or the right hair.
and to infinity

Me?
I just worry about finding someone who likes me...for me.
Finds me attractive.
Allows me to be with them.
Allows me to go to bed with them.
Enjoys being with me.
(AND me enjoy being with them too...and not being concerned with anything)

And MAYBE be insane enough to actually want to hang around with me for some length of time. (without driving me crazy or putting me in a bad situation)

My dick can go take a piss.

And I recommend that most other men do the same.
Including those who are not "endowed"...because what are you going to do otherwise???
Whip it out?
Wear a T-shirt that announces it?
Come up with a whole REALLY honest speech and prep talk??

A man with a micropenis has to do it the same as perhaps a paraplegic or severe erection problems (beyond the pill) or likely my example, Stephen Hawking.
You figure it out.
You find someone who enjoys being with you.

You do it like most of us...you hope that the momentum keeps going...you get lucky...and that they like you...and they stay with you.
And that pattern goes for men who are above-average too.
The dance is the same.

The only people who get to deviate from that are men like Brad Pitt or George Clooney.
And hey...maybe they're not big. We don't know.
No one is talking.

My point.
Just do your dance. (with whatever dance shoes you have...even barefoot)
Fuck 'em
The key is to just keep putting yourself out there...again & again. (even with your SO)

And Stephen Hawking also said, "Women, they are a complete mystery"
(And I'm sure they feel the same about men... And that gays feel that about their interests too)

Your dick is just a divining rod. (IF you're a male interested in sex, that is)

 

Fair enough.
I'll just say this...You better watch out, you might get what you wish for.

Now everyone can go back to talking about their smaller parts and how they wish they had bigger ones.
Me, I'm looking for another job. (Happy Birthday and Happy Holidays to me...try being overqualified )
I'll STFU

 

There you go again. Try being unqualified or underqualified for just about anything.

Anyway, regarding the thread in general: You know, one would think that men should be more concerned about a highly functioning penis than a penis of a certain (often arbitrary) size. Micropenesia aside, if you're anywhere within 5" to 7", why not focus on keeping that thing in working order instead of obsessing about its size (which, ironically, may prove troublesome to its functioning).

One aspect to keep in mind: Regardless of your size, intercourse on its own may not do much for the clitoris.

 

No, I'm telling you that there's no difference between a Escalade and a Corolla because they both break down and sometimes they both have bad drivers. (or fickle passengers...)
And the Escalade may have more issues and a bad repair record than the Corolla. (and it may be a pain in the ass to park...)

Or...
What you said on your last line in this quote above.
My point.