The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Hey, $900 bucks in Oregon could probably get me a high end escort and some good coke.

Well the coke might not be that good/uncut. I'm sure if I looked I could find better blow south of the border.

Um, and the "high end escort" might not have all her teeth.

And I guess my mom might not be that "cool" with me bringing home a crack hoe.

Yeah, guess it's best I returned it.

Then again Tom Petty is in Eugene Thursday night. A fact I did not know until turning on the rental cars radio. Could have got a decent seat for that amount.

Maybe if I called United they'd give me the cash back? Nothing United does at this point would surprise me.

In the end Karma can be your friend... or a real bitch.

 

I'd offer to come help you move but got back from the hospital this morning at 0330 and I'm headed out the door now to take mom up the Legacy Emanuel.

Long day ahead of me too.

BTW... Sister in law is stable.

 

Back in the 90's Tillamook's DA, sheriff, chief of city police and I all went to see Guns and Roses at the Coliseum. Three kids in front of us tried to pass back a joint they'd been hitting. The DA and Sheriff, maybe the city chief too?, all whipped out their wallets, badge first. Poor kids turned pasty white and left without turning around. We had a better view but I always felt a little sorry for them. They were, after all just trying to share. Simply picked the wrong guys to share with. Guess that's one joint them boys should have "Bogarted."

 

OK Budget you're really starting to piss me off. First you wanted $1500 for a Ford Focus for one week. Usually that runs me about $350 at PDX. So I rent it for two separate days, one to drive to Salem drop it off then again one day next week to drive back to PDX next week, $90 each day. Today I take it down here in Salem to drop it off. Should have been $90... nope $115. Why? I asked. "Because you didn't drive it over 75 miles so our system automatically adds $25 for fuel. So even though I just topped it off and the tank is full you want to charge me for fuel solely because I didn't drive your car enough miles. What planet were you on when you came up with that policy?

 

That makes it easier to dispose of the bodies after cutting them into more manageable pieces in the garage/workshop. You can only bury so many down in the cellar and need to be selective about who gets planted under a new concrete slab.

 

Bangkok traffic sucks.

That is all.

 

ENOUGH ALREADY!

Just when we're getting out of debt....BOOM, $1200 in car repairs and a failing home air conditioner, all in one weekend. And, it appears my brother's cancer might be back.

I get it, life isn't easy. STOP TEACHING ME THAT LESSON OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER....

FUCK

 

Zero motivation for this short week.

 

I feel like shit. Shit that got run over by a truck, eaten by a dog, and then puked back up.

 

The damn bank just rejected my $4000+ atm deposit. I spoke to a phone banker just now and now I have to call back tomorrow to speak to the atm people.