Anal Sex

Can't help but think of the Garfunkle and Oats song.

 

I think every Garfunkel & Oates video is worth watching.

Pretty much all the sex I have had that involved penetration of a female anus has been at the woman's suggestion.

I was willing to try it the other way, but the necessary equipment was never at hand.

Unfortunately, I think there is an effective age limit for comfortable anal sex, and my wife and I are well past it.

 

You can't just leave that hanging...

 

Surveys usually show that right around half of women who have experienced anal sex liked it enough to do it again.

 

The problem with surveys in general, even anonymous ones, is some people feel compelled to 'conform' even though they're not under direct pressure. Some women taking the survey, consciously or subconsciously might think, "I've heard so much about anal sex, and that some women like it, I'd better respond yes."

 

Street pattern says...

"Unfortunately, I think there is an effective age limit for comfortable anal sex, and my wife and I are well past it. "


....and what is that age limit?..."my old lady" has not reached it yet....xoxoxoo

 

My pessimistic comment turned out to be untrue.

 

Ain't happening. Trust me.

 

I can not believe I have not seen this before.

 

I've seen college trybut this one is genius.

 

God Garfunkel and Oates are fucking weird, they have that weird awkward humor thing going on, it reminds me of Andy Samberg in the movie Hot Rod (or half the other weird shit he's done). They are generally a lot funnier though, I like their "29 and 31" (age) video.

 

As for meand the wife we have not had intercourse 25 yrs. We have had a few times when we have played but NO "O's".
Makes me very unhappy. I have tried everything to get her to cum. She had a cmplete historectomy in '85. After that, it was a slow decline in any kind of normal sex. I have given up pushing her to have any kind of loving relationship. We hardly touch any more and kissing is out of the question.
For me, I have several vibs. and anal toys. I have had the best luck with "Aneros" but NO big "O" like they talk about. The best I can do is to get some prostate fluid out. At leaste that takes the edge off but NO "BIG O"!

Does anyone have any sugjestions with the ANEROS??????

 

Both my husband and I love to play with anal, of course it makes it more like sex, than making love, but hey, variety is the spice of life and as for the intensity of orgasm, both of us agree that the orgasm we experience when combining anal for him or me makes the orgasm literally mind blowing.

 

Jesus fucking Christ. I just went and researched the whole radical hysterectomy thing. Fuck. No sex since the late 1980's? My heart goes out to you. Seriously. The thought of simply never having sex again is utterly dumb-founding and mind-numbingly terrifying to me; but if there's a will, there's almost certainly a way. If you guys are financially well-off and willing, I'm pretty sure there are several inner-vaginal reconstruction and lengthening surgeries.

 

The last I'd heard about those there was a significant problem with the widespread use of mesh to suspend the vaginal... uh... tunnel. The mesh had been wearing through the walls.

 

Ahh - yeah, I think I saw those class-action lawsuit TV commercials concerning this issue as well O.O So that's what they were referring to... Damn. That really sucks. With millions of women having some form of hysterectomy though, you know someone's gotta be working on some kind of reparative surgery for it. I'd just stay diligent - something will pop up sooner or later.