Sex times

Mate I was making those posts inbetween flipping eggs or watching episodes of TNG. You want to see excessive intellectual energy? I crank out about a thousand words an hour when I'm just casually working on a school paper. The first draft was supposed to be 1200 words, I hit 2100. The second was supposed to be 2000, I hit 3180 just throwing some extra rhetorical work into it in ~40-50 minutes.

Graduate school has completely broken my sense of what a proportional response to a question is, I've written 500 word ten-citation posts on facebook as a "short" comment on something.

 

Brevity is next to godliness.

 

Somehow none of my professors have found that argument compelling when trying to negotiate down a 6000 word minimum.

 

Really hard and really fast.

 

saw wometnign on tv last night where they said everyman needs to have atleast 4-5 erections a week for your penis to be healthy. i looked at my wife and her reply was, they said erections, not sex.

 

Yep... Yep. Story of my life for basically the last 4-6 years, until I got divorced six months ago and stumbled into a windfall of romance and/or sloppy sex... It always comes in cycles for me. Now I'm dating someone again, so no more strange for an indeterminate period of time, but that's fine because we're both really open and kinky and comfortable with each other.
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Seconded... Plz explain

 

Very early this morning, brief & to the point I'm sad to report. Mainly because we haven't had sex in so long I lost count of the months, & I hadn't had a wank in a few days. The best I can say is we both had an orgasm. Hopefully this will lead to much better efforts and results.

 

good for you

 

Surprise wake up sex is the best, unless you are in prison

 

The year 2014 is only just over six months old.

But my wife and I have now had sex more times in 2014 than in the previous four years (2010-13) combined.

Um, yeah, I keep track.

You would, too, if you got it as rarely as I used to.

 

Great morning yesterday.
The Communist invasion was driven out and we had a morning quickie before the kiddos woke up.
The sun was shining and the birds were chirping.

 

Well the girlfriend and I went to Maui for the (4-day) weekend. There was much rumble in the jungle in our luxury suite after each day of boat cruises, reef snorkeling, and zip-lining through volcanic craters, and many orgasms had by all ("all" meaning both - no 3-ways or 4-ways this time). I'd say about a half-hour apiece. We followed our traditional format of me going down on her for 10-15 minutes until she came, and then had a romp afterwards. Also, we didn't use any pesky condoms because she was on the rag! Yaaay! The towels we laid on the bed always ended up looking like Dexter had done some of his more enthusiastic blood-spatter analysis work afterward though... I feel so bad for the maids O.O

 

Speaking of being on the rag, what is the general consensus among men about sex at this time?

 

Menopause at least takes care of the rag problem.

 

im all for it. i got my red wings when i was a teenager

 

I love that t-shirt ralphie250, I'm so tempted to buy one as a bit of an in joke between my husband and I!