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Do You Stand When You Pee?

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Charlatan, Jun 20, 2014.

  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    It's better than an actual picture of it...
     
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  2. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Sitting is much easier because of my Prince Albert piercing. At home, I sit. In public, I prefer sitting (if the seat is clean) or the 'adult height' urinals (not the universal ones low on the wall). I'll take my chances trying to control two urine streams if the toilet seat is dirty.
     
  3. Bodkin van Horn

    Bodkin van Horn One of the Four Horsewomyn of the Fempocalypse

    Just to clarify, those numbers are completely made up.
    --- merged: Jun 21, 2014 at 2:02 PM ---
    Also, I'm a stander.
     
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  4. FreeVerse

    FreeVerse Screw Tilted, I'm all the way upside down.

    Location:
    Suburban Chicago
    female. fond of sitting thanks. squat for dirty places. re : outdoors - WILDERPEE! (say with me now, will der pee) have only had to do it twice in my life, once in 2 ft of snow(I'm 6 ft tall barefoot, the height of the snow was not an issue)in a snowstorm, was not amused. dont enjoy having men around, never known a stander NOT to be a nasty dribbler that doesnt clean up after themselves, so would definately teach a son were I to have one, to sit to pee.
     
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  5. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Exactly.
     
  6. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I was married for 16 years, don't try to pretend a woman can't fuck up a bathroom. And maybe you need to find a better class of man. Or do you just tend to attract dirty men?
     
  7. FreeVerse

    FreeVerse Screw Tilted, I'm all the way upside down.

    Location:
    Suburban Chicago

    A. Screw you, and B. I avoid attracting ANY men, being a LESBIAN and all...
     
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  8. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Is that chip on your shoulder heavy?
     
  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek


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    Let's keep it friendly folks.
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    agree. no need be mean. all have our downfalls
     
  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My hubs stands most of the time unless he's really tired or its the middle of the night. No dribbles, he always wipes the tip so there's no mess. Fastidious. I often pee forward if I have to go really bad, but it's hard to direct and gets everywhere, so I use a p-mate if I find myself needing to pee standing up or in the wilderness.
     
  12. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Yeah, like I said, I always stand. I also often wipe the tip if there is a clinging drop, and if I shake off, or if the stream unexpectedly sprays, I clean up after. Any decent adult male knows to clean backsplash or shakeoff.
     
  13. flat5

    flat5 Vertical

    Location:
    Amsterdam, NL
    I sit and hope I can.
     
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  14. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    Sober = Stand
    Drunk = Sit...... OK?
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    make sure you shake well...

    "What's that wet spot on your pants??" :eek: