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I am sooooo going to win the ornament exchange this year.
There are no words.
New Orleans is awesome.

 

Swatches, please!

 

I think that makes you an "enabler"

 

I went to ULTA today and got these:

 

Finally.



Because safety first.

 

This first pic of my Weber Jumbo Joe was after the burning of the factory oil and dust, then I lit the chimney to cook some burgers and dogs.



This second pic is after I cooked the original burgers and dogs and left these on longer to get well done for my buddy's girl.

 

Bought this little bastard for several hundred dollars this weekend.



It's pretty damn high-tech for a freaking sex-toy; no charging contacts (it charges wirelessly in its little USB-powered base-station), it's completely waterproof, has a separate vibrator in each little tip, and you can change both the speed/intensity (up/down buttons) and the vibration pattern (left/right buttons). The small arm goes inside and the bigger one goes on the clitoris - this is how you're supposed to position it:



Super fun! I'd recommend it

 

I can't top OtherSyde's purchase, but I do have this cool mug...



Gonna save $1.97 every morning by making my coffee at home

 

Wooo! My new Sumitomo HTR Z II tires got here today! The front tires currently on my car are far too narrow (at 225/40/18) for my 9.5"-wide rims and thus I accidentally have the "stretch" effect going on. Google Image search that term if you don't know what it is, it's also more commonly (and slightly racistly) referred to as "Mexiflush" because apparently the Cholos like that look or something. Not really sure. The rear tires are wider at 235/40/18 - I'm going to move the rear tires to the front and put these nice thick, girthy bastards in the rear for a nice wide, flat-footed stance.




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Also, since I let my friend Brooke keep the 32" TV that my old room-mate left with me when she moved away (I was using it for a second monitor), because his former room mate (creeper-Corrie - see my Sex Times posts) did the exact opposite and straight jacked the TV from Brooke's place when he left and Brooke would rather just let him keep the old TV rather than re-initiate contact with him and risk bringing him back into his life to chase away women and friends. So I found a borderline brand-new Samsung 24" 1080p monitor on Craigslist being sold (still in the box with all the original packaging and accessories) by a Canadian business student in downtown Honolulu who was moving back to Canada. Snagged this bad boy for $80, and it almost matches my 23" 1080p Dell monitor next to it. Sweet!
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For a happy saddle and a happy hiney:



Oh yeah, and there was a nice jersey sale going on yesterday by my favorite cycling clothing company, so I picked up some stuff from them as well.

 

We wouldn't want to have your tuchus tuckered, now would we?

Btw, that sounds like something you would marinate a nice cut of meat in.

 

want the soooooockssss

 

I can share.

 

help for your sex and everyone is happy?

 

Steampunk goggles to go on my top hat.

 

That's one way to put it.