Do You Stand When You Pee?

Bodkin just posted this somewhere else and I am gonna steal it...

The map explains itself.



So the question is: How do you prefer to piss? Do you have a reason for this?


When I am at home, I prefer to sit. If I am out, I will stand. I have a piercing that leads to dripping so it's just easier at home (or in places where the cleanliness of the toilet seat is not questionable).

 

I don't buy that at all. I don't believe that in some areas 25% or less of the male population sits to piss. Wyoming? A lot of those places don't even have indoor plumbing. I kid about that part, but I call bullshit on the percentages.

 

I stand. Unless I am taking a crap at the same time. I'm not sure it would ever occur to me to sit.

And, FWIW, I spent a dozen years living in Minnesota, I stood there, too, and every guy friend I had did the same.

 

Unless you're sick or shitting, why would you sit to piss?

/stand, preferably facing away from the wind

 

I have trouble believing the stats as well. Don't focus on the stats. Focus on the question.

 

I'm told that the U.S. Navy requires sailors to sit while urinating, because a ship is constantly in motion.

Me, I only stand at urinals, or if the seat is dirty. Otherwise, I sit.

The aging process strongly reinforces this preference. Bluntly, for men past a certain age, needing to piss and needing to shit become the exact same sensation. You become aware of your bowels by the pressure on your bladder.

Guys who insist that only standees are "real men" are insecure about their own masculinity.

 

I stand. Somewhat related, I do use my fly and the front flap as opposed to pulling the front of my underpants down, which is what I used to do. With my sam brown belt you can't just drop trou, because the weight will pull your pants right down. Same thing for concealed carry on your waistband. Plus undoing my belt in a public restroom could leave me more vulnerable. Someone makes a grab for my gun or other tools, it will be easier to control my equipment if it's still securely wrapped around my waist.

 

@omega, I would think you'd be safer sitting in a stall than standing at a urinal with your back to the room.

 

I squat in the woods. Well, at least when I'm peeing outside.

 

Nope. I have terrible aim.

 

Well standing in the stall would be safest. So you sit, take your ten lb belt off, hang it on a hook on the door. Someone reaches over and grabs it. You're dead. Best in that scenario is to drape it around your neck. That's why if I have to deuce I go home or go to a fire department. Peeing I'd still rather not have my pants around my ankles. More vulnerable still. How hard would it be for someone to kick in a stall door and stab or shoot you? At least im on my feet. I'd have my cock hanging out but it's a small target.

 

oh great, i just had a mental picture of that....