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what job would you have done??

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ralphie250, Jun 7, 2014.

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  1. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You need a Tom Smykoski:

    Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to.
    [​IMG]
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 13, 2014
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I have people skills... :)
     
    rogue49, Jun 13, 2014
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I would have loved to have had a shot at sports commentary. Something like a Colin Cowherd or SVP. Not 100% sure I'd ever have gotten too that type of level of course, but I think I would've been pretty decent at it, and it is something I love listening to and debating online.
     
    Borla, Jun 17, 2014
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  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I always thought my brother would have been a GREAT sports commentator. He's funny and really knows his stuff.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2014
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Funny and smart? Probably good looking too?






















    So basically like me?




    :p
     
    Borla, Jun 17, 2014
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    yup, just like you
     
    ralphie250, Jun 17, 2014
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  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Well @Borla

    You would have to admit that I am good looking if you think my brother is probably good looking since he's basically the male version of me.

    If you don't agree with that, then by your logic you would admit that you are not attractive.

    What's it going to be son? Admit that I am attractive or say that you are not????
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2014
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    So you are saying you look like a man?
     
    Borla, Jun 17, 2014
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  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Are you saying there's something wrong with looking like a man....then you are saying that there's something wrong with you. Unless you're not a man.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2014
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  10. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    /ducks, as the scissors make a *whirring-ringing* sound
     
    Fremen, Jun 17, 2014
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  11. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Nope! Feel free to look like a man if that is what tickles your pickle.

    :p
     
    Borla, Jun 17, 2014
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  12. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I am a gorgeous man.

    It's the curse of an Amazon.
     
    Last edited: Jun 17, 2014
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2014
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  13. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
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    When I was a kid I wanted to be astronaut.
    When those men landed on the moon, I had every intention of doing the same thing.
    Then the whole epilepsy thing came along and killed that dream.
    I fell into being a chef but that ended when my hands went bad on me,.
    I've always written short stories and poetry with the occasional novel so I think at this point a writer is my true want to.
     
    redravin, Jun 18, 2014
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  14. coreylane

    coreylane New Member

    Location:
    US
    I would have been a librarian
     
    coreylane, Jun 19, 2014
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    that just sounds sexy...
     
    ralphie250, Jun 19, 2014
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  16. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    My childhood dream was to become the first horseback riding, violin playing astronaut—as in, playing a violin, on horseback, inside a space shuttle.
     
    DamnitAll, Jun 19, 2014
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  17. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    My wife just finished the school year and her last as a classroom teacher. Starting next year she is a librarian.

    Pencil skirts, plunging necklines, and glasses.


    Yep.
     
    Charlatan, Jun 20, 2014
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    id like to see that :)
     
    ralphie250, Jun 20, 2014
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  19. vogelap

    vogelap New Member

    Location:
    Cincinnati, Ohio USA
    I would have done my avocation full-time instead of part-time as I do now...
     
    vogelap, Jun 20, 2014
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  20. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Revisiting this, only half in consideration of what the world has become... since, you know, live music isn't exactly a thing at the moment and likely won't be for the foreseeable future. :(

    1. Photojournalist
    2. Laborer for a landscaping company
    3. Welder
     
    DamnitAll, Sep 18, 2020
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