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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My boss just gave me permission to go write my notes and logs in a bar. I kinda like him today.
     
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  2. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I didn't go to the bar, though. I came home... no booze between blood donation and yoga later.
     
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    The Dell guy is here changing out the motherboard on my laptop (under warranty). He's about 6'2" and 300lbs.

    And is TERRIFIED of Stanley, despite the fact that Stanley merely wants to be best friends. :p

    I make Stanley sit and stay in the middle of the living room when guests come. He can't get up until I say so. I let the Dell guy come in, get the laptop, and get situated at the dining room table before I let Stanley up. At which point Stanley tore into the dining room to say hello. I was about 2 seconds from calling 911 for the impending heart attack before the guy was convinced that all he would do is sniff him and drool, not rip his throat open.

    I need a 'The dog is nice, beware of owner' sign.
     
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  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    One aftenoon I was sitting in a chair in one of my neighbors driveway, visiting & talking. He was dogsitting his son's dog, a dog I had never before met. I petted & talked to the dog because I like dogs, and find that many of them like being spoken to, esp. if you say their name frequently. At one point I realized that the dog had its front paws in my lap and was licking my throat. It was a 120 pound pit bull.
     
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  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    There's a perverse sort of fun in tuning into the last 15 minutes of a thriller you've never seen before....lots of action and you don't know who anyone is....
     
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  6. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Today is my wedding anniversary. 21 years of marriage. I am in Jakarta, my wife is not.
     
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  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Congrats, that is an accomplishment, even if you can't physically be together today.
     
  8. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Inspired by the picture recently posted in 'not so pointless announcements'
    Kirk-Spock_performing_Vulcan_salute.jpg
     
  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Thanks!

    I can't wait to get back to Singapore.
     
  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Like this???


    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    I used to see that all the time when "The Boys" were still with me. It almost seemed like the bigger the guy the more freaked out over dogs he would become. And after seeing it regularly I can only assume Mexican dogs must all "go for the nut sack" as the move in any attack. Every guy to ever come in my house immediately covered his groin with both hands.
     
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  12. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    You all know me. I can't grow facial hair to save my life.
    What sparse hair I can grow, I leave it to grow as long as it will.
    My buddy told me tonight I look like I have pubic hair on my chin. :mad: :oops:
     
  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's good to be back to my "matcha mornings."
     
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Think of the money you'll save on shaving cartridges and/or cutters in an electric razor/shaver. A decent quality ER/S should last you a lifetime.

    I fall somewhere in the middle. I can grow a reasonably decent beard, but it takes about three weeks for it to look "decent." And these days my beard is much grayer than my hair.

    One of my friends can grow a short but full (not a trendy half-ass) beard in four days. Unfortunately for him his wife doesn't like full beards. A shaving cartridge lasts him maybe four shaves.
     
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  15. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted


    As a man with bounteous facial hair, I wish I had your problem. My hair is very course and abrasive, whether I shave or not. One of my older brothers had sparse facial hair and complained about it, I wanted to hit him. I started shaving when I was 12 (well, weekly) and it's been a pain in the ass ever since. Of course I did have a damned bald spot on one side of my face until I was 18, which meant that growing a beard was out. At least I have a full head of hair to go along with it.
     
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I worked with a guy who was about twenty years old. He let his beard grow. You could count the individual hairs in less than 20 seconds.

    There was a kid/young man who worked at one of the local grocery stores. He was about to graduate from high school, but looked 11 years old. I doubt that he even owned a razor, he certainly didn't need one. He complained about his baby face; I told him it'll pay off when you're forty and look 30 or younger. I also told him tell anyone questioning his lack of facial hair that he used a special blend shaving lotion to get the super smooth look.
     
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm a little jealous. Matcha is so yummy.

    As soon as payday comes, I'm off to the Japanese grocery to go CRRRRAZY!!! I have a list of things I need that's a mile long. I've been out of curry cubes for a month because I refuse to settle for S&B Golden Curry. And after I'm done buying all the things, I'm going to treat myself to a mitarashi dango.
     
  18. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    Molly is a master at reading people that are terrified of her and kissing up to them. Unless you are allergic to drool, she's harmless. Big; but harmless.

    The tile guy and her were having a standoff, when my 4 year old granddaughter came in and told Molly to lay down. She rolled over for a belly scratch (and embarrassed the hell out of the tile guy).
     
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  19. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Time to pack my bags again.
     
  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Ruff has decided that I am her new favorite person.
     
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