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Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Pookybear777, May 16, 2014.

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  1. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    Ok, so what's your reason for lying?

    Helpful hint: interpersonal relationships rarely succeed when they start with dishonesty.
     
    hamsterball, May 17, 2014
    #41
  2. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars

    Bzzzt wrong!

    Your age is an issue insofar as this community is strictly age of majority. If you're underage you can't be here. It's one of our few hard and fast rules.

    It's also a problem because it turns out that age and associated maturity levels is very relevant in relationship issues. If you're 23 and he's 32 that's not really a problem. If you're 13 and he's 22... well, that kind of is. Also not legal in most countries, including Canada. So, y'know, if you want to come into our community and ask for our advice and opinions maybe try not being blatantly dishonest and then getting all self-righteous because we "don't understand your love."
     
    martian, May 17, 2014
    #42
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  3. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Dude, me, too.
    I thought it was some short-haired actress, or something.
    Now I'm having flash-backs from my crush with that girl in Hanson.
     
    Fremen, May 17, 2014
    #43
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  4. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    So why are you lying? It's not like we know you...

    It's hard to take this seriously when what little information you're giving us is fictitious.

    I wager you'd get a much better, more helpful response if you were open and honest.

    Or we can continue on...
     
    RedSneaker, May 17, 2014
    #44
  5. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Ha! No, I did not pee my pants laughing so hard!
     
    RedSneaker, May 17, 2014
    #45
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  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Mmm... the whole "I love the idea of a person I met online" thing.

    New avatar suggestion.

    ...

    And, you know, it's easy enough to lie without getting caught: Make up plausible shit. Don't act all secret squirrel.

    Tell 'em you're a grown man with a smooth spot instead of a penis that likes milk, punk music and pew-pew games.

    They eat that shit up.​

    ...

    Seriously, though? Let's examine this...

    Baiting. Big mistake. Now we all assume you're halfway through your he-to-she operation, live in your mom's basement and sacrifice puppies to Khorne using Taco Bell sporks.

    Ahem.

    We're fantastic at therapy. No joke. TFP put my ass back together when I was all hurt and whiny about my divorce. I got all the tough-love titty I needed. Now I'm trapped here like a djinn.

    And avatars can be changed to literally any image you can find online. I would have gone with a fat guy in a man thong, myself. Pretty standard here.

    But why lie? The truth is often just as ridiculous and forgettable.

    See ya.
     
    Last edited: May 17, 2014
    Plan9, May 17, 2014
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  7. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    GeneticShift, May 17, 2014
    #47
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Blushes..... yeah I had same issue.
     
    ralphie250, May 17, 2014
    #48
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2014
    Plan9, May 17, 2014
    #49
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, I hope we're entertaining the other new members.

    We're not heartless...it's just that when we smell BS, we call it.
    Like when @Plan9 farts. (of course, he who smelt it, dealt it rules apply too)
    And that's kind of challenging to do on the web.
    Our smell-o-vision option got fried when @cynthetiq was working on the tagging too.

    So here we are, all debatin' and advisin' and playin' and all the other n's...with most of our senses tied behind our backs.
    AND we still figured the shit out.
    We be AWESOME!! (high-five...don't leave me hanging)

    **As you can see, many of us went to the Barney Stinson School of Acclaim. :cool: (now online)
     
    rogue49, May 17, 2014
    #50
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    And...

    ...too far.
     
    Plan9, May 18, 2014
    #51
  12. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    It's always a good idea to meet the person you talk with online, but before that do your research.
    Infatuation can screw up ones perception of reality.
    Some questions:
    Have you met any of the other person's friends?
    Have you seen this person's place, a tour of the house, apartment? Looking for signs of picture of the wife or girlfriend.
    How about a drivers license?
    If the person trusts you enough they will show you these things...I'm sure this person has showed you plenty of his body landscape.
     
    Freetofly, May 18, 2014
    #52
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  13. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    Location:
    The United Kingdom, naturally

    Did you actually READ the t&c before you filled in your profile? :eek:

    You SAY you're 24, how old ARE you?
     
    Daniel_, May 18, 2014
    #53
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  14. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    Does anyone?
     
    Street Pattern, May 18, 2014
    #54
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    :oops:
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 18, 2014
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  16. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    I just decided that I'm 24, too.
     
    hamsterball, May 18, 2014
    #56
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I think we all did. ;)
     
    ralphie250, May 18, 2014
    #57
  18. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars

    -+-{Important TFP Staff Message}-+-
    Guys, the age issue is being dealt with. Trust your friendly mods to get it sorted out, please.
     
    martian, May 18, 2014
    #58
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  19. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    24? Damn I got married that year. Can I be 23? That would be great.
     
    Cayvmann, May 18, 2014
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  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    I got married when I was 17 and had my first kiddo when I was 25 so 24 is a mixed bag.
     
    Last edited: May 19, 2014
    redravin, May 18, 2014
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