Pointless Announcements

I used to be active on some music forums. I always wanted to post the following really stupid "joke" question (which would need to be really really stupid in order to distinguish it from my normal questions):

The DeArmond Goldtone HBs in my S-75 are way too bassy on the low E string. I've adjusted the pole every which way, used the lightest low E strings that I can find, but nothing seems to work. Would it hurt the guitar if I left off the low E string?

 

She'd take your money NOT to cut you and then cut you. That's what I would do.

 

Oh, I do know it. IN fact, I'm counting on it.

 

I want some fried chicken.

 

Um.

Wrong thread.

Brb.

 

Actually, I only picked that because apparently we argue all the time about things I can't remember.

Which I'm okay with because arguing makes me feel good.

/don't wait to derail Cynth's Changes-at-TFP thread

 

I got bored at work so I came home.

Now I can be bored in the comfort of my home.

 

This is why some jobs don't let you go home.

 

I really should go to sleep.

 

Going to suit up for the wedding of a young friend tonight. I think the waistcoat will be part of the ensemble.

 

It was that bastard Heat Miser that stole it, wasn't it!?

 

my munchkin graduates kindergarden tonight. im gonna cry, hard to believe it. im 6'2" 350 and i never cry, but its gonna happen..

 

Save it for later, my friend. Take it from me. When she gets older, she'll give you much better reasons to cry.



Congratulations!!

 

Let it flow. The wimmins with the stoic guys will think that you're sensitive (and hawt!).