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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Alton is my food lust crush. He taught me how to grill the perfect steak, poach an egg, and that the combination of science and food is AWESOME.
     
    Japchae, May 15, 2014
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  2. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Heston Blumenthal is my equivalent to Alton. Science!
     
    Charlatan, May 15, 2014
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  3. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Are you trying to call Blumenthal, or @GeneticShift?

    Science!
     
    Fremen, May 15, 2014
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    he can make hard things simple
     
    ralphie250, May 15, 2014
    #33204
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    His pretzel recipe is the best.
     
    snowy, May 15, 2014
    #33205
  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Hello, IAH. please be nice to me for the next 2.75 hours. K Thx.
     
    Japchae, May 15, 2014
    #33206
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I hate that airport. I hope you survive.
     
    snowy, May 15, 2014
    #33207
  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Layover?
    Visit?
    Business?
    Leisure?
     
    Chris Noyb, May 15, 2014
    #33208
  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    They vet pulled Spike's tooth this morning. He has to go in next week for more dental work. I felt bad because I thought I was a bad kitty mom, but the vet said by the looks of it, he just has bad teeth and gums. Genetic thing.
     
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    ZombieSquirrel, May 15, 2014
    #33209
  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Layover on a business trip to DC for Big Pharma with Boss Man and Coworker through Saturday morning.

    I was in Houston last weekend for shopping and shite... Spec's was awesome.
     
    Japchae, May 15, 2014
    #33210
  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Ahhh, I missed writing.
     
    snowy, May 15, 2014
    #33211
  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Oh, man, I really missed writing.

    Sex in a bathroom? Dominating blowjobs? Check and check.

    Paging @hamsterball.
     
    snowy, May 15, 2014
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  13. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    The first time that one of my BILs (a pretty wordly guy from Scotland) went into Spec's on Smith St, he said, "Fhawkin'ell! How do you make a decision?". Personally, I like to surprise folks by showing them the tequila selection, "So, you thought there were only a few types of tequila."
     
    Chris Noyb, May 15, 2014
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  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    I'm touched that you thought of me, sweet snowy. It all sounds quite fascinating.

    I predict that this story will have an exciting climax...
     
    hamsterball, May 15, 2014
    #33214
  15. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Words with Friends? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller... PM me and I'll give you my handle.
     
    RedSneaker, May 15, 2014
    #33215
  16. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Ooooh me, me! I'll pm you!
     
    Japchae, May 15, 2014
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Do we allow parody threads here at TFP?


    I want to make one asking for ways to take a shower, but tell people they can't include water.....

    @GeneticShift is cramping my style with her restrictions I tell ya.
     
    Borla, May 15, 2014
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  18. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    I think I must be filling the angry @ZombieSquirrel void, because these scissors next to me are looking might appealing...
     
    GeneticShift, May 15, 2014
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  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Someone has to be the stabby one here when i'm preoccupied with the Baby.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 15, 2014
    #33219
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  20. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    She'd probably pay you to cut me, so there is always that idea...


    And if you appear mean enough in person I might even pay you NOT to cut me!
     
    Borla, May 15, 2014
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