Is Butthole the New Vagina?

So I was wasting brain cells watching Onision videos on YouTube a few minutes ago, when he decided to search for the phrase "Why do Guys Like Buttholes?" Aside from being probably the funniest video of his I've seen so far (it's pretty hit-and-miss with him), and also one of the smarter ones (be forewarned however - I use the word "smart" very, VERY loosely here) when he starts talking about the underlying psychology of the desire to indulge in buggery (as those zany Brits call it), and it also led me to an interesting article on Vice.com that speaks to the recent increase in the trend which goes by the title of this thread (yes I blatantly ripped it off because of its delightfully blunt juvenile depravity).

I really didn't realize how widespread, commonplace, and accepted (it used to be so... taboo!) the practice has become in recent years, or how creative people have gotten with the pink starfish. The lesbian that wrote the aforementioned article seems awfully inclined towards the Hershey Highway -I mention this because apparently I'm naive, but I didn't realize women had any interest in said subject without the pressures of men and our primitive need to stab at random things with our penises.

Also, evidently many young Christians, especially the ones who wear those goofy "purity rings" or whatever, have decided that abstinence is not violated by some good ole' corn-holin' (as long as it's heterosexual corn-holin' of course) so they've made a regular practice of stirring the peanut butter and call it "saddle-backing."

 

Relevant

 

But... Mine has a poll!

Although I hafta say I'd never heard of "axilism" before that thread... Do people really do that?? I mean, beyond ironic reasons?

In my defense I did search this sub-forum's first 5 pages for any similar recent thread and only made this one when I couldn't find one, and also the content and point of this thread is slightly different.

Well in any case, since it looks like no one's going to reply to this thread, so if a mod wants to delete it, go ahead. No point in having it waste forum space. I didn't realize the subject had been so thoroughly discussed already.

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Asshole isn't the new vag, it's the same old ass, people are just starting to get over the whole Victorian frigid white English Christian missionary thing when it comes to fuckage. It's human nature for at least some of us to like giving it or getting it in the poop chute from time to time.

 

So keep going, dummy. Your thread is fine. We answered your poll. When people link previous threads its to help stimulate the conversation. That thread I linked also has a classic @Remixer moment in it.

And Fleece Johnson. Who is scary as hell.

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So, is anal the new vaginal? Not really, but kinda. Assuming you and I aren't too far apart in age and became busy with the ladies around the same time, it seemed like a new thing.

Maybe it's because of how crazy the priorities shift is in high school: one minute you're a kid, next minute you're playing I-just-wanna-stuff-your-body-with-my-cock 24/7.

Ugh, now it's 2014 and all these damn kids are doing anal on the first date! Shenanigans! Ooo, they best get their asses off my lawn when they do it, too. You hear me?!

*hurls an old boot at them*

 

I like astroglide gel for backdoor action. Stays in place better and doesn't get squeegeed out like a thinner lube. And I have had a lot of experience over the years. I'm sure there is nothing wrong with platinum wet, but in my expert opinion astroglide gel works very well.

 

I love occupational humor!

*rimshot*

 

@plan9, I laughed. I started being a trooper at 38, but I was a natural fit.

 

I posted this on the other thread, but the discussion seems to be here, so ...

 

SP, I don't think that age is a large factor in enjoying anal sex, giving or receiving. I will note this--Some women are not used to using the muscles necessary for vigorous thrusting if they're using a strap-on, and age is a factor in that sense.

 

The older you are, the more likely you are to have hemorrhoids. If you have hemorrhoids, then the older you are, the worse they are.

 

Ah, yes, another way nature tortures the aging.

 

Haha oh OK, I thought you posted the link to the other thread to insinuate that there was already a thread about this and I should have just found it and replied to that instead of making a somewhat similar new thread like a stupid n00b.

You have to be the dirtiest old Jew I've ever heard since Lewis Black (love that guy BTW).

 

You just warmed the cockles of this dirty old Jew's heart, sir.

And I love getting my cockles warmed....