May Is National Masturbation Month

Thank goodness I've been training....

 

You get to use chalk?

 

Heavy lifting, my friend.

 

as have i....

 

I'm married, so you know I've been practicing...

 

You have to lift yours? Mine just stands up on its own....

 

Your balls stand up on their own?

Don't forget to cradle the balls.

 

I celebrated a few minutes ago. Yeah for may.

 

Don't need to. They sit nice and tight all on their own. Probably because the best developed muscles on my body are the pubic/pelvics (followed by the right biceps, triceps, and brachials). Put me in front of Scarlett Johansson naked, and I could probably raise and hold a small wall safe using the muscles in my junk.

 

Now what exactly would y'all be doing in May that would be different from usual?

 

I suspect if he's anything like most men when you sit down in front of him and start, he's going to have a hard time not jumping right in (so to speak).

 

i think i am winning

 

My new band name is Callus McPhallus and the National Masturbation Month Bunch.

 

I misread that as National Masturbation Month Brunch.
So I was picturing a waiter asking if you wanted Eggs Benedict and Belgian Waffles with your masturbation.