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Masturbation

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Alexandria, Dec 29, 2013.

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  1. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    I am also older than most here, married for decades, and I do that about twice a day.

    Yup. In our case it was most of the last three years. Fortunately, that time is over now.
     
    Street Pattern, Apr 26, 2014
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  2. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    If we could find a way to capture the energy generated by masturbation, we'd solve our energy needs for the next century.

    Extra bonus: no greenhouse gas emissions (for the most part).

    I keep telling rogue49....Nobel fucking prize, bro....
     
    hamsterball, Apr 29, 2014
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, sure...you'll get energy from the masturbation.
    But two difficulties...one, you'll have to supply fantasy material for said masturbation...what does that cost?
    Even free porn costs someone somewhere. There are no porn faeries...no matter how many spontaneous mags popped up in the woods behind your home.

    Second...no gas emissions...at least I hope not, that's a noisy wank...but you WILL have emissions.
    What the hell are we going to do with all that stuff??? On the scale of national needs...for the next century?
    You'll kill the tissue and sock industries, they won't keep up.
    The lakes, rivers and oceans would be all "sticky" :confused:

    Gotta rethink this man. The infrastructure is not there.
    Hell, all the dinosaurs had to die for our current supply of oil & gas.
    How many teens would be exhausted for your fuel needs??? Huh?
    Think of the layers of skin worn away... :eek:
    We'd have to wear earplugs when going by energy plants...all the screams, groans & moans coming from it. (worse than living near the airport...)

    Nah, let's just keep it as "natural" reserves.
     
    rogue49, Apr 30, 2014
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  4. cobra614

    cobra614 New Member

    Your quote is very telling because it seems that what you are saying is you disagree with my assessment of this situation. I don't remember any vapors emitting from my hand when I move my hand up and down my stiffened shaft. I also have never heard that masturbation was one of the clean energy sources listed to save our planet. My question to you is are you asexual or disapproving of using masturbation for self gratification....which is it or do you want to amend your comment?
     
    cobra614, May 12, 2014
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Humor, sense of.
     
    Chris Noyb, May 12, 2014
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