Masturbation

Jazz got there before me.

I just had to post that.


I can see a father having The Talk with his young teenage daughter. After he finishes his speech, the daughter says, "Dad, I know that wasn't easy for you, and I appreciate it. I'm going to send you links to some really cool sites because you got a few things wrong."

Note: I'm not a movie person; the above scene has probably already been done, many times.
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If the door is closed, it's a good idea to knock first and don't rush in.

 

that would be my daughter. god help me

 

If you mean can Google crawl this space, then the answer is yes.

 

Ok, thanks.

 

Masturbation talks with my parents would have been rough. Our house wasn't super open about things like that, though my mom would have liked it to be. Not that they weren't accepting or anything, they probably just figured that it was too painful a subject to broach (and I certainly don't feel like I missed out on anything). Luckily, between the internet and some pretty open friends, I figured everything out pretty easily. No children, but I can only imagine how awkward that talk would be for someone like me.

 

I think that most parents are (I know that I would be) afraid of the tough questions:
Did you? When did you start? Etc.

 

My wife had the masturbation talk with the girls.
I could do sex and reproduction, it's not too hard to third person that.
I wasn't going to do masturbation but my wife got the shower head down and showed them how to make it fun.

We also left books around the house with various degrees of info so as they got curious they could explore on their own.
Might explain why they are willing to talk to us about just about anything.
Guess I asked for it.

 

The internet wasn't around during my puberty, and there were only a few 'mainstream' sex information books.

Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask is the earliest one I remember. I don't know about the later revised editions, but I do know that the early editions left out many things (one example--the section on homesexuality only discussed oral sex, no mention of anal intercourse).

The next 'popular' book was The Joy Of Sex. I've only glanced through it.

I'm sure there were other popular books that flew under my radar. Masters & Johnson, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Shere Hite (her methodology & findings have been widely disputed), Alfred Kinsey, etc.

 

i remember my dad called me in his room and opened a playboy to the spread of the centerfold and said "any questions". i was in shock and just said no, not sure what would have happened if i had said yes

 

yup, imagine how i felt. plus it was the late 80s with lots of hair. that image is burned in my head forever

 

I kinda miss pubic hair in porn.
It's weird that you have to go looking for it, like it's some kind of weird fetish.
Cameron Diaz has without a doubt the funniest interview with Graham Norton on the subject.

 

I don't miss pubic hair in porn or IRL. In the case of Cameron Diaz, I'd take what ever she has or doesn't have. Now I just need to figure out how to get her to share with me .

Back to to the activity that many people enjoy, but very few people talk about.
I previously posted this, but it's a true story worth repeating. One of our male friends went with his MIL to shop for a new vibrator for her. Weird, IMO. To save you asking, no, she's not especially attractive.

 

agreed with cameron diaz.....


hey, even ugly people need to masterbate. when i visit a sex shop not everyone there is a 10

 

Actually I meant my comment to be humorous; I was anticipating the inevitable (semi-smartass) question, "But is his MIL hot?". I don't mean to judge her or anyone else. I have no room to talk.

 

lol. ok, im an ugly bastard too

 

No, your're not.

Baboons are ugly. Except to other baboons. To keep this on track, primates have no qualms about masturbating anywhere anytime.

 

I am a newbie here, so I decided to read first to see where I could fit in with my diatribe. I am probably older than most here and I will have to say that just because you are with someone and have regular sex, it does not have anything to do with your own moments of personal intimacy. I have a high sex drive and even when I am in a relationship, I try to find time for a good jerk off session.

Being in a relationship for 7 years without with any intimacy is not healthy at all because this leaves the both of you out in the sexual wilderness of your mind. I am assuming that you did not find any porn but that does not mean he is not watching porn because you did not find any downloaded any files. He probably goes to a site then removes all evidence that he was ever there...very easy to do.

I do question what prompted you to go looking into his personal stuff because the question of trust enters into this issue like a flashing RED light. My granny used to say if you are guilty of something..say maybe you had a spontaneous connection with someone and it is ongoing, this usually makes one feel guilty and this will make them go looking for something so that the guilt will be justified...aha..he is doing something too..maybe you saw someone that stimulated you sexually that made you randy which is code for Horny...do you think about this person all the time?...does thinking about this person make you feel guilty? In some people's mind this is the same as cheating....even though there was no physical contact...

I am not accusing you but you should examine your motives as to why you did that but I am still curious as to why you are waiting so long to get married. Do you kiss and pet? Petting is just a code word for "to feel with hands all over the body without having intercourse or fucking". If you are not having any kind of intimacy, masturbation should be acceptable but not once did I read that you masturbated too...if you don't why not?

I apologize for being long winded and laughably my son says I do take a long time to get off my soap box but I always retort to him with a question..Has there ever been a time when you did not understand my articulation?...of course he says.. Hell No!