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Is everyone's woman one drink away?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by becauseican6872, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    MeltedMetalGlob, Apr 16, 2014
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  2. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    Cause Ken's gay and she only has Midge?
     
    redravin, Apr 16, 2014
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  3. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

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    I don't know. Never got one. Always wanted to take his clothes off too, though! :D
     
    Katia, Apr 16, 2014
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  4. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!


    Here let me pour you a drink............
     
    fflowley, Apr 16, 2014
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Thanks, I needed that.
     
    snowy, Apr 16, 2014
    #25
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Guys, I'm one drink away from making out with all of you!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 16, 2014
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    Oh really?

    I'd pay to see that.
     
    snowy, Apr 16, 2014
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  8. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    Personally I want to see you and Rogue make out.
    All that shiny head.
     
    redravin, Apr 16, 2014
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    We could apply baby oil if you'd like. Or you could apply it on us. Whatever works best for you.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 16, 2014
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  10. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

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    Ken had a smooth spot, or so I'm told.
    Waiiiit, you know who else has a smooth spot?

    Why aren't you in the goddamned movies, man?
     
    Fremen, Apr 16, 2014
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  11. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    You mean you haven't seen Earring Magic Ken?
    He doesn't need a smooth spot.

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    redravin, Apr 16, 2014
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    My current girlfriend blames HBO softcore porn.

    ...

    Hey, I know that guy! We went to school together.
     
    Plan9, Apr 16, 2014
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  13. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    So you're saying that Barbie is ready for some doll on doll action?

    Umm....so what does Barbie drink?
     
    hamsterball, Apr 16, 2014
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    *sigh* Ok, but you'll have to bring extra baby oil, because even though I'm bald, I've got hair elsewhere...that just takes up more oil.
    I'm sure @redravin would have no problem at all applying it...

    I shutter though...just the thought of the waste of all that oil.
    Better go to CostCo to get it in bulk.
     
    rogue49, Apr 16, 2014
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  15. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    So shiny.
     
    redravin, Apr 16, 2014
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Seriously, I keep getting distracted by the idea of rubbing oil all over these two.

    I'm kinda hot and bothered over here.
     
    snowy, Apr 17, 2014
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    You're welcome to lend a hand...there's lots to cover. ;)
     
    rogue49, Apr 17, 2014
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Believe me, I'll be there.
     
    snowy, Apr 17, 2014
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Shit, it was all I could do not to pull a Katniss earlier.
     
    snowy, Apr 17, 2014
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    A Katniss??
     
    rogue49, Apr 17, 2014
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